You *know* Alfred loves Clark. When Bruce whined to Alfred about Clark coming to Gotham after being gone for five years, Alfred was just all "Yes, I missed him, too, Master Bruce," and Bruce just scowled because Alfred wouldn't even play along for, like, five seconds. And you know Alfred is sure to have pie available whenever Clark drops in for a visit.

No. I haven't thought about World's Finest starring Christian Bale and Brandon Routh *at all*. Whyever do you ask?