it's not my fault

[mimesere]

I just want to get that out there, in case, you know, I end up writing a cracktastic World's Finest or Trinity set in the 18th Century.

It's *not my fault*. Seriously. Not my fault. Well, at least it's a pretty mental image.

...shut up. They're wearing tights *already*. It's not that far a leap.

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[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo! It is a thinly veiled excuse to have Norrington and Batman be bitchy at each other! I have standards!

Not many, it's true, but I cling to what I have!

[gloss]

Dude, it's *canon*. Go read "Leatherwing". :)

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Also, I have no way to read it. So...there.

*hides*

[gloss]

*helpful!*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

...curse you. *fist of fury*!

[gloss]

Muahahahahaha!

Catwoman/Sparrow. I'm just saying.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*pouts* I was being SO GOOD.

And then I hoped that the art would suck. *Dammit*, Gloss. Now I won't be able to stop myself. I am not that strong!

*pouts some more*

[gloss]

I note that you were doing very well, and I'm proud of you.

But no one can resist Leatherwing, let alone urchin!Robin and pirate!Joker.

<3333

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

GLOSS!

Stop breaking Sheila!

[gloss]

But she quivers and trembles so beautifully!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I am under ORDERS to keep Sheila from enjoying the comics! We decided that movies and cartoons are okay but I'm supposed to keep her safe!

You are making that VERY DIFFICULT.

...You are lucky I like you.

*sniffles*

[gloss]

I didn't know this! I need to be kept updated. *curses*

but comics are fun and full of neat nifty stuff and I like them. Do you want me to be lonely? You do!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

I was supposed to keep her safe with Superman and Batman and she was going to protect me from Canadian RPF and the Dempsey Fever.

WE ARE WORKING VERY HARD HERE.


I can't read comics though! So why should everyone ELSE play there? You already got my OTP! MUST YOU SUCK ME DRY?

[gloss]

WE ARE WORKING VERY HARD HERE.
Um, you're not doing a very good job. You know this, yes?

Okay!

I can't read comics though!
I'll read them to you, then. :D

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

No one tried to protect me! Thanks a whole lot, you guys. Thanks a whole fucking lot.

[gloss]

No one told me ANYONE needed protecting!

And, you: Cassie/Raven.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

You had fallen before we had time to mobilize! We would have included you, but it was too late!

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

YOU NEVER ASKED FOR PROTECTION YOU JUST JUMPED RIGHT IN.

You and Erica falling to the dark side in the space of, like, a weekend, is what led to Sheila and I practicing the Fannish Buddy System!

[jennyo.livejournal.com]

I made mockery of the fact that you like Robins. That's kind of like protection. In a way.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

If they become my new 18th century OTP, I will be sorely vexed with you!

(*sneaks a cuddle*)

I am wise to your wily ways! I am! I will be STRONG AND RESIST...oh, oh, he has A BROCADE COWL OMG.

[gloss]

Vex away, you shall not shake me.

I know. It just gets better.

*cuddles you long and hard*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I'm going to write crossover fic and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT!

(*smooches you and Miss G*)

[gloss]

*wins*

G. says yo. Well, she would, were she not working like a poor put-upon drone. But you know what I mean.

I will write you fic if you do this. I mean, in addition to your Flash+Supes.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Fic? Batman/Norrington? *hopeful look* It's not so bad if I am not alone!

Flash/Supes YAY! They are happy rays of sunshine who like Christmas! That makes them *awesome*.

*is easily distracted*

[fox1013.livejournal.com]

Noooooooo!

Stay strong! STAY STRONG!

I am here for you in your time of need! STRONG!