compromise and make him a privateer? it's just like piracy, except he'd only be allowed to take prizes other than English merchant ships? I'm sure England was still at war with either France or Spain in The Year of Our Mouse 17mumblemumble.
Or there could be a wacky case of mistaken identity involving his look-alike cousin Nigel from Virginia?
he could have got drummed out of the navy as a midshipman, took a gig on a merchant ship what got attacked by pirates, and he could have been press ganged into joining their crew and got elected captain?
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Or there could be a wacky case of mistaken identity involving his look-alike cousin Nigel from Virginia?
Or ninjas.
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(I'm still pulling for the ninjas)