my continuity-less ass is probably just missing the deep symbolic significance of this

[mimesere]

I cannot, for the life of me, parse this picture:



Is it the progression of Roy from...uh, far distant woman with good breasts through bizarrly skull-masked nutter with weapons and a studded dog collar? Then an even nuttier wannabe Green Arrow? And then Speedy? Is that supposed to be Speedy? I cannot tell. I certainly cannot tell what is up with Hobo Grizzly Man guy, and then there is Roy with the awesome boots.

And I definitely cannot figure out why they are skipping through a nebula.

But no, seriously, it's the woman and the Dog Collar guy that are getting me. I cannot figure them out! is Dog Collar Guy Roy from Checkmate? Or is i just his SECRET DESIRE to be a one man weapons depot and bondage fetishist?

Also, dishwashing gloves were never a cool accessory. NEVER. The newer kickin' boots though are made of win.



Also, honestly? That is just some *crappy* art. Earlier, Roy has raptor arms. Which are awesome if you are, you know, a raptor. But slightly less awesome if you are a person.

ETA:

I just saw the track marks and the rubber tubing. Dude, that's some *impressive* facial hair for a teenager.


ETA2: I have decided Roy and Zinda is my cracktastical pairing of shallow hotness. Everyone else has cracktastical pairings! And you know, Dinah knows them both. It could happen.

Comments

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Oh, I've been in comics forever. It just wasn't DCU.

Want to know random bizarre things about the X-Men circa 1990? That I can tell you. Or the New Warriors!

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

1990? Pfft, that was five minutes ago!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It is a significant portion of my life ago!

There's also assorted stuff from I think '86? When Firestar first appeared in the comics. And one awesome one where Emma Frost and Storm switch bodies and have a catfight in the middle of the sky over Kitty Pryde.