You would make better money in Vegas. Your CS background? You could do reservations on your hours, make insane benefits, I bet UNLV would graduate you in a summer session, and then freedom. Which is to say, if she does it, plot out a one-year escape plan that would give you a BA, financial cushioning, and so on.

Though it would just make me want to go to Vegas after Korea.

Maybe some kind of phone play-date tomorrow? You've seen when I'm on; I could go hang out outside and phone you during lunch.