*blink* No story where like, Pete is a hitman and Patrick chases him through a club and ends up in an alley but Pete is nowhere to be found, so Patrick says, "*Fuck*," and then he hears something right behind him and has another moment to think, "Oh fu--" before Pete pushes him up against the wall and there's a gun pressed against the back of his head and Pete says, all low and with his mouth against Patrick's ear, "I don't want to kill you," and Patrick says, "You probably should," because duh, and Pete laughs a little and says, "I like you too much," and then maybe Pete spins Patrick around to face him and Patrick has a second to think, "I didn't expect him to be pretty," and then Pete's kissing him and Patrick's thinking "OMGWTF" and then Pete's punching him and getting away.
Nothing like that? Or, more obviously, the Emo Boy Fight Club?
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Nothing like that? Or, more obviously, the Emo Boy Fight Club?