I love doing fandom on the phone.

[mimesere]

annavtree: I don't know what Gerard's voice is.
Me: Is he a figure skater?
annavtree: Maybe if football was gayer--
Me: His voice is like Dennis Rodman.
annavtree: Yes! With the wedding dress and the dying his hair funny colors and playing down and dirty basketball.

and, possibly the best description of Patrick's voice ever:

annavtree says: Patrick's voice is like a Romanian gymnast.

It's funny 'cause it's true.