One day -- the day after Pete tells Mikey to tell Gerard to draw pornographic pictures of Bob and Patrick -- Bob sits down next to Gerard in the studio while they watch Ray record his parts for the album and says, "If this is weird--"
And Gerard slaps his hand down on the paper he's doodling all over, covering the rough sketch and says, a little too loudly, "No! No. It's not--"
"Because you're being kind of weird and I don't want things to be, you know."
"Weird," Mikey says helpfully from behind Gerard.
Bob nods. "So it's fine if it's weird, I just want to know because Patrick was kind of--"
"I'm fine with you and Patrick fucking!" Gerard blurts out.
"Okay, cool," Bob says, sounding pretty much the same as always, like Gerard's not *totally freaking out*. Then the corner of his mouth quirks up in this little smile and suddenly Bob -- solid, awesome, unassuming Bob -- is all smirky and and and *flirty* what the fuck. "Nice drawing."
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And Gerard slaps his hand down on the paper he's doodling all over, covering the rough sketch and says, a little too loudly, "No! No. It's not--"
"Because you're being kind of weird and I don't want things to be, you know."
"Weird," Mikey says helpfully from behind Gerard.
Bob nods. "So it's fine if it's weird, I just want to know because Patrick was kind of--"
"I'm fine with you and Patrick fucking!" Gerard blurts out.
"Okay, cool," Bob says, sounding pretty much the same as always, like Gerard's not *totally freaking out*. Then the corner of his mouth quirks up in this little smile and suddenly Bob -- solid, awesome, unassuming Bob -- is all smirky and and and *flirty* what the fuck. "Nice drawing."