I am really, really, really bad at telling who is 'white' and who is not. Seriously. Call it facial short-sightedness or just social retardation, but hell, not only would I not assume that Wentworth Miller was 'white' if I met him, I might be hard fucking pressed to determine that Halle Berry was not white confronted by a picture of her.

You can laugh at me anytime, though, I laugh at myself often.