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[mimesere]

http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/cc_insider/2008/09/jon-stewart-ann.html
Oh Jon Stewart. <3

also, my mom just said the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life. Like, literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard a real person say. And I told her to her face how stupid it was.

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[donella.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, parents can be pretty dumb sometimes. What'd she say?

Jon Stewart is god. John Stewart is pretty cool too, come to think of it. Now I'm picturing Jon as Green Lantern. Oh he would make the worst superhero ever. :D

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It was about how if you share a bed with someone while wearing, say, jeans because you fell asleep while watching television, that person is entirely capable of removing your pants, having sex with you, and replacing your pants all while you are asleep.

I boggled at her.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

LOL

When I was like TEN someone told me that but, being ten or so, I was OMG REALLY?!? OMG!

Of course I was very confused by the sex thing in general after watching too much tv and hearing my mother's version of sex ed.

[donella.livejournal.com]

...what.

Oh, also. Did you get your birthday card?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I did! it made me go all :D :D :D

[donella.livejournal.com]

Swanky. :D