a brief moment of excitement

[mimesere]

That sadly turned out to be false.

mimesere: OMG, AMY!
mimesere: OUR FANDOMS COLLIDE
rockstarfoxlet: mrow?
mimesere: oh, never mind. they do not.
rockstarfoxlet: how was it going to be?
mimesere: "Former Big Brother editor Jeff Tremaine noticed Bam's videos..."
rockstarfoxlet: heeeee
mimesere: it turns out Big Brother is also the name of a skateboarding magazine
rockstarfoxlet: huh.
rockstarfoxlet: that would've rocked

Though now I would totally be all over a Viva la Jackass version of the BB house. It would pretty much be exactly like Viva la Jackass, except they couldn't leave. Though there would probably be less snakes and more lounging around by a pool semi-naked and gay.

ETA: Also? I would imagine that like, half the fun of writing Viva la Jackass fic would be coming up with stupid crap for them to do. "Let's attach rockets to our feet and see if we can fly!" and "I saw this on a cartoon once, I bet it'd be TOTALLY KICK ASS!" And then there would be hurt and, like jelly follows peanut butter, there'd be comfort. And mockery for being a lameass.

Comments

[j-crew-guy.livejournal.com]

Who would make it into the Viva la Jackass house?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Knoxville
Bam
Dunn
Steve-O
Chris Pontius
Wee Man
Tim Glomb (...I just like him, man)
Danger Ehren
Manny Puig

...okay, pretty much all of them. Though I'm betting final four would be Knoxville, Bam, Dunn, and Chris Pontius.

[anonymous_sibyl]

And then there would be hurt and, like jelly follows peanut butter, there'd be comfort. And mockery for being a lameass.

You had me at lameass. *grins*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*giggle* They totally do h/c with a side of mockage. Like when Dunn freaked out about the barrel/waterfall, Bam and everyone were all concerned and caring and hugging and then there was, "Rockin'! You strapped on a set of balls and did it! You are no longer totally lame!"

And then there are half-dressed shenanigans in a lagoon.

[rawumber.livejournal.com]

....I repeat, PENIS BRAND.

What can top that?