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potc: awe
...AHAHAHAHAHAHA. No.
So. I'm supposed to be cheering for the side what has Barbossa on it? REALLY? Barbossa? And against the side with my boo? Like, I am supposed to *not* be cheering for the anti-piracy people? Um. AHAHAHAHAHA No.
'Cause I will say again: what made CotBP awesome was not that it (entirely) posited PIRACY YAYS! but that it presented piracy as one way to be a good man *and* that it implied that there was a middle ground between Jack and Norrington (Will) that could be walked.
We have long since left that message in the dust. Whatevs, Jerry, Gore, and T&T, WAY TO SUCK THE CHARM OUT OF A FRANCHISE. Boo fucking hoo, piracy is being exterminated. BOO FUCKING HOO. Let me pull out the world's tiniest violin.
Just...no.
So. I'm supposed to be cheering for the side what has Barbossa on it? REALLY? Barbossa? And against the side with my boo? Like, I am supposed to *not* be cheering for the anti-piracy people? Um. AHAHAHAHAHA No.
'Cause I will say again: what made CotBP awesome was not that it (entirely) posited PIRACY YAYS! but that it presented piracy as one way to be a good man *and* that it implied that there was a middle ground between Jack and Norrington (Will) that could be walked.
We have long since left that message in the dust. Whatevs, Jerry, Gore, and T&T, WAY TO SUCK THE CHARM OUT OF A FRANCHISE. Boo fucking hoo, piracy is being exterminated. BOO FUCKING HOO. Let me pull out the world's tiniest violin.
Just...no.