this ain't a meme, it's a goddamn time waste

[mimesere]

I'm not gonna lie, you guys, I'm feeling melancholy and I hate it. Distract me? Things that make you happy, things you think will make me happy, interesting cover songs, interesting mashups, awesome pictures, anything.

I just want to be taken out of my head.


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blame thelionforreal for this one:

She provides a link to download Scritti Politti vs Justin Timberlake - "Like I Absolutely Love You" (sendspace) because I did not have it on my harddrive.

And then, 'cause I was telling her about them, 15 mashups that make me giggle inappropriately, right click save.

Track listing:
Beck vs John Lennon - "Give Losers a Chance"
Beyonce vs EMF - "Unworkable (McSleazy Remix)"
Christina Aguilera vs Michael Jackson - "Ain't No Other Man Til You Get Enough"
Dandy Warhols vs Beastie Boys - "Intergalactic Friends"
Nena vs Jay-Z - "99 Luft Problems"
Toni Basil vs Madonna - "Material Mickey"
Muse vs Britney Spears - "Do Something Supermassive"
Monkees vs Beatles - "Paperback Believer"
Radiohead vs Beatles - "Lovetax"
Radiohead vs Beatles - "Karma in the Life"
Shakira vs Wyclef vs Modest Mouse - "Hips Don't Float"
Killers vs Clash - "Somebody Rock Me"
Bangles vs Verve - "Walk Like a Symphony"
Nirvana vs Destiny's Child - "Smells Like Bootylicious"
Green Day vs Oasis vs Aerosmith - "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"

Comments

[cyprinella]

Are you a spider hater? I can't remember. If not, this is pretty cool. No actual spider pictures, just pictures of webs spiders made under the influence of various drugs. Commentary from jshorb: "I couldn't find the one with bigger pictures

The other one has the talk about marijuana - apparently the spider very slowly and meticulously laid out the beginnings of a web - got distracted and just wandered off."

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

I'm not on your list (found this via friends of friends), but I love mashups and was going to snag the zip.

Here's a few things that neevr fail to make me grin:

Our golden as a baby. He helped mow the lawn, hence the green toes


all the comics made by kawaii_not

and this seal:

[donella.livejournal.com]

Awesome. I'm inspired to post some of my favorites when I get home.

[tieleen.livejournal.com]

1. Ooh, mashups!

2. Do you have any interest in vids, and if so, do you know the Will and Grace one (I *think* there's only one) and the Bend it Like Beckham one (same)? They're hilarious and warm-n-fuzzy, respectively.

I don't have any track with yousendit, but if you want, I'll send either/both to your lj email.

3. Things that currently make me happy include Bob Bryar as a Russian coach who shoots people (yeah, I don't want to ponder too hard WHY it makes me happy), and a few other bandom stories, but since that's not on the list I assume you don't want fic?

Either way, I hope you feel happier/more distracted, and if hugs from strangers add to your happiness any, have a few of those as well. But not if it's going to make you call the police.

[greenet.livejournal.com]

Hey! Randomly here from the wonders of the interwebs, and, um, this photo makes me pretty happy? So maybe it'll work for you too?

[thelionforreal.livejournal.com]

one. tell me what you want me to write, and i'll do it, right here and now.

two. i've started going through your "from conception to presidency" gallery and i'm trying to caption pictures. since i'm not writing anything right now. : D

three.

four. because it's october, and because it's important, and because these dudes make me unbelievably happy, and moreover, they make you unbelievably happy



five. you know what makes pete feel better? making veiled references to his love for patrick in his blogspot. YOU SHOULD TRY IT. veiled references to your love for patrick!

[workerb.livejournal.com]

This Brendon Urie: Idiot Boyfriend fanvid makes me happy. He's a dork.

Somebody Rock Me

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

is so freakin' good I never get tired of it.

Yay!

Stuff I find entertaining (hopefully you will too)

[forensicgirl.livejournal.com]

(via Yousendit)

A mashup of Mission Impossible and Norwegian Wood-no, really!

Another of the Theme from Ghostbusters mashed into Bad by Michael Jackson!

The Cheeky Song by The Cheeky Girls (I have an mp3 of this if you want)


Ding by Seeed (mostly in German, but very catchy).

The Drug Weather Report by Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie.

And finally, April Winchell's giant repository of really bizzare sh*t. I find this endlessly amusing. Some of it is funny, some is painfully bad, and some is kinda scary.

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

I grabbed the mixes. Thanks.

As for happy?

Dachshunds. Dachshunds. Dachshunds.

You can never go wrong with little cute dogs...

[kattahj.livejournal.com]

These are awesome, thanks!

[yetanothermask.livejournal.com]

Downloading, thanks!