Hee! But Ray has this adorable high-pitched raspy voice and he likes video games and he's a GIANT NERD and he headbangs all the time and he has to have his microphone lowered because he braces himself for the headbanging -- hence all the pictures of his thighs -- and cannot be bothered to stand back up while shredding. He is kind of awesome. Also? He and Bob really are the two guys who look...uh. Sturdy. I cannot help myself! I think sturdiness is really hot! Like, they're all solid and if you flung yourself at them they could catch you and then go on having their dorky conversations with everyone else and just kind of hold you up while you cuddled. and they'd be like, "Um. Okay? I...okay, cuddling is good." and then they'd cuddle back. I think. Ray looks like an awesome cuddler.

And man, I love Bob Bryar something fierce. He's so...Bob.