it's gonna hurt really bad, but mostly it's just loud. Also, Ray Toro Picspam

[mimesere]

Before I get to the Viva La Jackass bits:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW TO DANCE WITH GERARD WAY:

*

The problem with me and bandom is that I came into bandom after mainlining Viva La Bam/Jackass. I suspect this is why fic I write involves affectionate use of pet names like "asshole" and "fucker" and people doing dumb ass shit to each other. Also why there is a lot of punching or threatening to punch people in the face. My sense of humor is similar to that of a teenaged boy. Or Johnny Knoxville. Sometimes, I really really really badly want to vid Viva La Bam/Jackass. I think it would be fun.


Bam and Dunn being dumb and giggling a lot.

Also? My primary association with the Fall Out Boy song "Sugar, We're Going Down" is, in fact, a Bam/Dunn fanvid. I wish I could find it again. Because...um. Yes. Anyway.

A Jackass 2 montage to the Turbonegro song "All My Friends are Dead." Because I'm nice to you all, I did not put the vid with the ass branding. Yes, I have a fandom in which I can say "ass branding" and mean it.

Sometimes, I am kind of amazed by the incredibly stupid shit boys will do to one another.

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I remain perplexed by people who do not find Ray Toro hot. Because you guys, seriously. Ray motherfucking Toro.



There's a bigger version behind the cut. Also more pictures. Of Archie and Jughead Ray Toro's Awesome Thighs.




Are there really people in this world who don't want to climb Ray Toro like a tree? REALLY? because you guys, between the hair and the thighs and the arms and the thighs, I'm just not sure I believe you.


Really. I. Don't you want to do things to his thighs? I do and I don't even like boys. Also, I kind of want to bite his biceps. Look, he's one of the THREE PEOPLE in this source text who are older than me, I am going to perv on him GUILT FREE. Hi, Ray Toro, I think you are made of sex.


Happytime face? Yes please!


Ray thinks Deep Thoughts.


Yes, in fact I did screencap this bit because zomgthighs! and hands! The red light lovingly caresses his thighs. LIGHT, people. WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY THINGS THINK RAY TORO'S THIGHS ARE HOT.


But lest you think that I love him for just his thighs, here, have a completely gratuitous shot of his torso region.


And here's one of his ass *and* his amazingly beautiful thighs! See? He has many wonderful attributes.


Also, he shreds like a motherfucker.


And he sings! And...looks like he could deep throat that microphone without a lot of difficulty. Not that I am encouraging Ray + blowjob fic. Except for how I completely and totally am.


Dear Ray Toro, thank you very much for deciding to crouch down in front of the camera for a lovely headbanging session. It is much appreciated. Love, S.


P.S. Feel free to do this any time.


P.P.S. No, really, any time.


Your gorgeous amazing hair! Oh Ray Toro!


Also, if you want to flex in a manly guitar-god kind of way more often, that would not go amiss. xoxo.


I can only conclude that Ray is on the ground to make it easier for me to jump him.


Because I really want to. Hands! Thighs! Hair! Guitar! Dusty coat! *grabbyhands* Also, I want to tell Bob to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BOB BRYAR.


Nnnnngh. *grabby hands more*


Yes please! Fling your guitar aside in a moment of wild abandon!


I know a lot of people do not like Ray's Black Parade hair. I am not one of those people. RAY, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE DON'T JUST PET YOU ALL THE TIME.


RUN, BOB. HEADBANG, RAY.


GRAR! RAY SMASH! I don't know why Frankie is on the ground there, but Ray will protect him! He is Protectoro! Defender of the smaller than him!


I have this belief that "Famous Last Words" is pretty much Ray porn.


I'm sure you can see why.


RAAAAAAY.


OH BOYS.


I...really just like this one.


IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I THINK GOTH MARCHING BANDS OF DEATH ARE AWESOMELY HOT, OKAY?


Hand! hand! Oh, his fingers, you guys. He has such nice ones.


And he's all disheveled. RUN BOB RUN.


And kind of sweaty.


OH MY GOD, BOB BRYAR, RUN AWAY FROM THE FIRE BEFORE YOU DIE. FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!


FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR BRAIN, BOB, RUN. RAAAAAAY. DON'T JUST STAND THERE HEADBANGING. SAVE BOB.


Marching band of the damned! AWESOME.


Look, I'm just saying that no one should make marching band of the damned look hot and yet I WOULD JUMP RAY TORO IN A HOT SECOND. (and Bob.)


Seriously, Ray. YOUR AMAZING THIGHS. On an aesthetic level, I love the lines his body makes.


Ray and Frankie will fuck your shit up! Hotly!


Thigh! Ray has thighs that could hold up the world, dude.


Also? HIS LITTLE FACE.


Really, though? People find him not hot? THIS IS SO CONFUSING TO ME.


Highlight your assets, baby. Good work!


HIS SHOES. Sorry. HIS LEGS/HANDS/FINGERS/HAIR/INTENT EXPRESSION.


I especially like the torn jeans. RENTBOY!RAY, WHERE IS THIS FIC? GIVE IT TO ME, I MUST HAVE IT, IT IS MY PRECIOUS.


Seriously, though, doesn't he look *sturdy*? Is sturdy not something that other people find wildly sexy? Because I find it amazingly so.


I really do like the lines of his body. In a non-shallow artistic way. Also in a shallow thigh-biting way. But mostly in a non-shallow artistic one.


RAAAAAAAY.


You guys. You guys. HIS ARMS.


HIS THIGHS.


Look at the tilt of his hips!


He's stupefyingly hot when he looks like he wants to beat you to death with his guitar.


I mean. Um. hell. I lost my train of thought. RAAAAAY.


I really like the video for "Welcome to the Black Parade" even though it is amazingly hard for me to get screencaps from it.


Clearly, the photographer had the right priorities.


Awwww! Ray!


Hi Bob! I am glad you did not die in a fire! Or of gangrene! or a staph infection in your brain!


I would kind of kill for a superspy MCR AU.


...or something. HI BOB.


WHERE ARE MY NINETY BILLION AUS ABOUT THIS BAND, HUH? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY DO YOU ALL HATE JOY?

Comments

[speshope.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid, even with all the photo evidence, I cannot get on the Ray Toro train.

Though honestly, my viewing of said evidence went a little like this:

"La la la picture picture picture la la BOB BRYAR HI BOB BRYAR la la la BOB la picture picture BOB YES PLEASE."

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! But Ray has this adorable high-pitched raspy voice and he likes video games and he's a GIANT NERD and he headbangs all the time and he has to have his microphone lowered because he braces himself for the headbanging -- hence all the pictures of his thighs -- and cannot be bothered to stand back up while shredding. He is kind of awesome. Also? He and Bob really are the two guys who look...uh. Sturdy. I cannot help myself! I think sturdiness is really hot! Like, they're all solid and if you flung yourself at them they could catch you and then go on having their dorky conversations with everyone else and just kind of hold you up while you cuddled. and they'd be like, "Um. Okay? I...okay, cuddling is good." and then they'd cuddle back. I think. Ray looks like an awesome cuddler.

And man, I love Bob Bryar something fierce. He's so...Bob.

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

On a scale of one to awesome, how lame is it that I knew exactly what video of Bam and Dunn that was going to be? Also, bandom and Viva La Bam and Jackass are vaguely inter-related, because The Sounds played at Bam and Missy's wedding :D It totally counts!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Dude, all the other clips are gone! It makes me sad, 'cause I wanted to link to Party Boy Bollywood which is, honestly, my favorite Jackass clip in the world and then maybe to the ridiculous Bam/Dunn vids. Stupid viacom.

But getting stuck in the cherry picker is one of my favorites because they're such *boys* in it and also they giggle.

Oh, there's more bandom/VLB/Jackass crossover moments. Like when Wee Man carries Patrick around on his shoulders! And the two years in a row that the Jackass guys presented the MTV awards to FOB. And the (OMG someone find me evidence of this!) rumor that Gerard and Bam made out (though, frankly, I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS TRUE, IT IS A GLORIOUS HAPPY PLACE OF AWESOMETASTICNESS) and MCR toured with HIM so it's totally possible. Oh oh oh and Release the Bats is practically Pete Wentz's loving tribute to Jackass. So. I was telling thelionforreal when I was describing these guys, that it was pretty much Jackass meets popslash. Which...I still stand by.

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

PS. That last picture is pretty much the best thing in the history of ever, TBQH.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I knooooooow. Where are all the AUs? I wants them! Why don't I have them?

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

I really love the marching band of hotness uniforms in the delicious black and silver. Though I do not find that boy with all the hair particularly of the hotness. (But uh, white haired boy? Who's that?)

Additionally this comment was supposed to be all about the Viva la Jackass vids, which were HILARIOUS and ohman do I ever love watching boys doing stupid things and getting themselves almost killed. Every time.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

The marching band of the damned outfits are pretty ridiculously hot. The white haired boy is Gerard Way. He bleached his hair for The Black Parade, but it is back to black now.

I totally want to rewatch Jackass 2 right now.

[sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com]

I <3 Ray Toro. I think that the world needs is one million more stories about him having sex with dudes, tbqh.

And YES Ray and Patrick in a band together, how amazing would that be? Though the bands formed from the other parts of MCR and FOB would be kind of lame without their smarts, I think.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I think there should really just be more Ray Toro fic in the world period. Raaaaaaay.

And like, dude, the Patrick/Ray/Mikey/Andy band would have the BEST music. Shitty lyrics, but oh, the music would be amazing.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

HI RAY HI.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Raaaaaaay!

[forensicgirl.livejournal.com]

Now I am full of knowledge, which I will present for your amusement!

1) Ray Toro

is

hot !

2) His thighs need to be

petted

admired.

3) You are awesome and amusing and I heart you! :)

Yay for learning! *jumps about*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Yay for learning indeed! *twirls you*

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

It's his hair. I can't look at it without my neck aching in sympathy and wondering how tangled it must get at the end of the day. As someone with long curly hair, it's too easy to get distracted by that.

Also, I don't like his lips too much. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Thanks. That's awfully generous of you.

[arallara.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes, please! Vid Jackass! Pretty, pretty please? Gah. Dude, I stand with you in 12-year-old boy solidarity.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! There would be an audience of a whole three people for a Jackass vid. But man, it'd be fun and full of shenanigans.

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

I second everything you said. I'm a crazy lesbian and *I* want to climb Ray Toro like a very sensual tree. Sturdy is very sexy to me. Sturdy men and women are what I find attractive.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

The funny thing is that Ray's not a lesbian the way P.Stump is and yet I would totally climb him. He just looks so *solid*.

Oh, Ray Toro.

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

[girlneedsagun.livejournal.com]

ahahahah fancy seeing you here :DDDDDDDDD

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY indeed.

[cinematicxlie.livejournal.com]

Okay so um. I don't even know how I got here.
I follow the picspams. I was flaling over Patrick at shrift's latest picspam and I saw a comment that anniemoon had arrived there from you. So I randomly clicked because I do that and I arrived at this fantasticalness.
TORO ILY. Seriously, the thighs, arms, skills, smiles, general Rayness of this man is just unholy. UNHOLY I SAY.
I'll go somewhere else and be creepy now though. *shuffles away*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Ray is pretty amazing, dude. Feel free to wax rhapsodic over him! I am always up for being all "Raaaaaaaaay! *flailyarms*" in his general direction.