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patrick stump being the worst vegetarian in the world makes me LAUGH AND LAUGH. MMM TASTY MEAT OM NOM NOM.
also, the lead singer of the plain white t's sounds like kind of a dick. not as much of a dick as brandon flowers, but then, it takes skill to be as much of a douche as Brandon Flowers. OTOH, the Killers being awesome makes up for a LOT. This is not true of PWT, even though their drummer makes me go like this: \o/
to be fair, most drummers make me do that.
Anyway. Dude, seriously, don't hate because you had one and a half hit singles and FOB has two multiplatinum albums. They took you on tour with them! They didn't have to! They could have taken another FBR or decaydance band!
also, someone should totally get on writing some summer of cohabitation fic. Bob/Patrick please. OR OOH, RAY/GERARD STORIES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ABUSE OF SOME KIND. You guys, Ray and Gerard! They really are the pairing of no angst at all and cuddles and pancakes and video games and being giant nerds*! or Ray/Bob! Or, okay, really, ANY COMBINATION OF RAY/BOB/GERARD/PATRICK. Ray, Bob, and Patrick all play the drums! Gerard...uh, looks really pretty when he's drawing!
or some epic pete/patrick. like, okay, so panic at the disco gets like, GSF kinky porn epics and MCR gets AU crackfic epics. I...really just want a Pete/Patrick romance novel, okay? With banter. I. I basically want Almost Like Being In Love, but with fewer lists and more Patrick Stump. Er. Also with rock music instead of Ethel Merman. And probably rock music instead of baseball. I yearn for FOB epic romcom, you guys, you don't even know.
my capitalization could use more consistency. OH WELL.
or patrick/travis. traaaaaaavis.
it's possible that I had some coffee today.
also, in my secret heart of hearts, I hope MCR finds a way to get pointy-headed Matt Cortez on stage at Bamboozle Left. MATT CORTEZ, you guys! He has a lot of porn and no shame about getting himself off!
80% of pairings in bandom are about cuddles and pancakes and video games and being giant nerds.
also, the lead singer of the plain white t's sounds like kind of a dick. not as much of a dick as brandon flowers, but then, it takes skill to be as much of a douche as Brandon Flowers. OTOH, the Killers being awesome makes up for a LOT. This is not true of PWT, even though their drummer makes me go like this: \o/
to be fair, most drummers make me do that.
Anyway. Dude, seriously, don't hate because you had one and a half hit singles and FOB has two multiplatinum albums. They took you on tour with them! They didn't have to! They could have taken another FBR or decaydance band!
also, someone should totally get on writing some summer of cohabitation fic. Bob/Patrick please. OR OOH, RAY/GERARD STORIES THAT DON'T INVOLVE ABUSE OF SOME KIND. You guys, Ray and Gerard! They really are the pairing of no angst at all and cuddles and pancakes and video games and being giant nerds*! or Ray/Bob! Or, okay, really, ANY COMBINATION OF RAY/BOB/GERARD/PATRICK. Ray, Bob, and Patrick all play the drums! Gerard...uh, looks really pretty when he's drawing!
or some epic pete/patrick. like, okay, so panic at the disco gets like, GSF kinky porn epics and MCR gets AU crackfic epics. I...really just want a Pete/Patrick romance novel, okay? With banter. I. I basically want Almost Like Being In Love, but with fewer lists and more Patrick Stump. Er. Also with rock music instead of Ethel Merman. And probably rock music instead of baseball. I yearn for FOB epic romcom, you guys, you don't even know.
my capitalization could use more consistency. OH WELL.
or patrick/travis. traaaaaaavis.
it's possible that I had some coffee today.
also, in my secret heart of hearts, I hope MCR finds a way to get pointy-headed Matt Cortez on stage at Bamboozle Left. MATT CORTEZ, you guys! He has a lot of porn and no shame about getting himself off!
80% of pairings in bandom are about cuddles and pancakes and video games and being giant nerds.
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I just had a conversation with someone about Matt Cortez! Because it confuses me when Panic + MCR canons collide. And he looks really, really creepy holding a koala. And I was like "all I actually know about him is porn! Well, porn and that he can get off three times in a row and Gee can't. Or ... Gee couldn't when that interview was. Who knows what Lyn-Z's done to him?"
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Personally, I feel this means there should be LOTS OF PORN STARRING MATT CORTEZ AMIABLY PUTTING HIS HARD-EARNED PORN KNOWLEDGE TO GOOD USE.
As for example! The time when Gerard is kind of wired and up too late and Matt Cortez is like, "Hey Gerard, so I was watching this porno, right, and there was a demon -- you could tell 'cause his dick was painted black and he had devil horns and like, a dildo tail thing, right? -- and he was trying to seduce this guy into selling his soul--"
and Gerard is like, "OMG, A PORNO FAUST?"
And Matt Cortez is like, "Uh, sure, there was something about some hot chick that he'd banged earlier, ANYWAY, so he totally blew him and fucked him with the dildo and I was thinking hey, you're awake and I'm awake and I'm pretty sure Frank's got--"
"OH MY GOD, CORTEZ, WHAT THE FUCK?!?"
And Matt sort of pauses and is like, "Too much? I mean, it was really awesome and I'm pretty sure Frank's fake dick is about the same size..."
um. Yeah, I don't even know where that came from. But there you go.
eta: Also, now I feel someone ought to write Five Times Matt Cortez Fucked His Bandmates Using Techniques He Learned in Porn.
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dude. i was just re-reading this, like, 5 minutes ago and wanting MOOOOOOORE.
so, yeah.
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or some epic pete/patrick. like, okay, so panic at the disco gets like, GSF kinky porn epics and MCR gets AU crackfic epics. I...really just want a Pete/Patrick romance novel, okay? With banter. I. I basically want Almost Like Being In Love, but with fewer lists and more Patrick Stump. Er. Also with rock music instead of Ethel Merman. And probably rock music instead of baseball. I yearn for FOB epic romcom, you guys, you don't even know.
I WHOLEHEARTEDLY APPROVE OF THIS POST!!! It is made of WIN and RAINBOWS AND FLUFFY KITTIES.
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AS THEY SHOULD BE, BY JOVE!!
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