imaginary people

[mimesere]

I am reading a book about pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people (last light of the sun by ggk) and in the absence of me noticing descriptors, pretty much everyone in the books looks like a variation of Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, or Kal Penn.

and this is why I cannot play the casting game very well. Oh, you want a hot person who kicks ass?


Look, I'm just saying, reading about pseudo-vikings is WAY MORE ENTERTAINING when I'm imagining this guy wielding a giant weapon and smiting people for vengeance.


also, I really like his ink.


also, his ass.


and if I've got to imagine the pseudo-welsh, he's not a bad way to go.


you know, whatever, clearly I imagine pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people to live in the pacific. and to run around without their shirts an awful lot.


in my head, he's the emo welsh asskicking guy. SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THIS WAY.

but you know, I don't dislike white people. Some of them can be pseudo-vikings.

especially this one.

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[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Oh man, oh man, I just can't with Jason Momoa, you know? Every time I look at him I can only think, "you were in Baywatch: Hawai'i. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" and that somehow spoils the hotness for me. The Rock, on the other hand? Yes. and Yes again. The same goes for Edris Elba, in whose name I searched for Ultraviolet slash ALL OVER THE NET.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

See, I can forgive him for Baywatch Hawai'i! Because...he wore a bathing suit.

I'm pretty shallow when it comes to him.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: I guess the lure of the bright orange swim trunks is pretty strong, huh?