imaginary people

[mimesere]

I am reading a book about pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people (last light of the sun by ggk) and in the absence of me noticing descriptors, pretty much everyone in the books looks like a variation of Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, or Kal Penn.

and this is why I cannot play the casting game very well. Oh, you want a hot person who kicks ass?


Look, I'm just saying, reading about pseudo-vikings is WAY MORE ENTERTAINING when I'm imagining this guy wielding a giant weapon and smiting people for vengeance.


also, I really like his ink.


also, his ass.


and if I've got to imagine the pseudo-welsh, he's not a bad way to go.


you know, whatever, clearly I imagine pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people to live in the pacific. and to run around without their shirts an awful lot.


in my head, he's the emo welsh asskicking guy. SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THIS WAY.

but you know, I don't dislike white people. Some of them can be pseudo-vikings.

especially this one.

Comments

[zvi-likes-tv.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will buy the Fastlane DVDs when they come, and immerse myself, and write more fic. I liked those guys.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

You did an excellent job pimping that show to me :)

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

I could rec you Ronon fic, but I think that's about all I got, sorry.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Heh. Is okay. I'm having a grand time imagining him as the emo welsh guy.

[donella.livejournal.com]

Today seems to be a day for picspams. :D

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Yay picspams! Yours made me beam ridiculously at the screen.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: Oh man, oh man, I just can't with Jason Momoa, you know? Every time I look at him I can only think, "you were in Baywatch: Hawai'i. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAA!" and that somehow spoils the hotness for me. The Rock, on the other hand? Yes. and Yes again. The same goes for Edris Elba, in whose name I searched for Ultraviolet slash ALL OVER THE NET.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

See, I can forgive him for Baywatch Hawai'i! Because...he wore a bathing suit.

I'm pretty shallow when it comes to him.

[missmollyetc.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: I guess the lure of the bright orange swim trunks is pretty strong, huh?

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

I kind of think everything is better when imagined with Jason Momoa in it.

Also, the Rock doesn't do much for me, but that is some seriously beautiful ink.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I find the Rock to be kind of absurdly charming. Especially because he does things like do a dramatic monologue from Bring it On while playing gay and uh, do apocalyptic movies and he hits people in the face with sticks. I'm pretty easy.

[minim_calibre]

My fantasy movie is still a remake of Tango and Cash starring Dwayne Johnson and Vin Diesel.

I like your casting, and wish to spread it along to actual casting people.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Oooooooh. That movie needs to happen RIGHT NOW.

Just imagine how much more entertaining a lot of fantasy movies would be if Jason Momoa and Dwayne Johnson got to run around and beat things up together while wearing leather pants! And maybe Karl Urban could be there in the background. You know. Just for diversity's sake.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

Serious yum!

My day already looks better!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*snuggles a lot*

[vampyreranger.livejournal.com]

Excellent choices!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They are very very pretty! It is making the reading of this novel go much happier.

[wemblee.livejournal.com]

*wolf whistle*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They're good looking dudes, I have to admit.