imaginary people

[mimesere]

I am reading a book about pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people (last light of the sun by ggk) and in the absence of me noticing descriptors, pretty much everyone in the books looks like a variation of Jason Momoa, Dwayne Johnson, or Kal Penn.

and this is why I cannot play the casting game very well. Oh, you want a hot person who kicks ass?


Look, I'm just saying, reading about pseudo-vikings is WAY MORE ENTERTAINING when I'm imagining this guy wielding a giant weapon and smiting people for vengeance.


also, I really like his ink.


also, his ass.


and if I've got to imagine the pseudo-welsh, he's not a bad way to go.


you know, whatever, clearly I imagine pseudo-vikings and pseudo-welsh people to live in the pacific. and to run around without their shirts an awful lot.


in my head, he's the emo welsh asskicking guy. SO MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING THIS WAY.

but you know, I don't dislike white people. Some of them can be pseudo-vikings.

especially this one.

Comments

[trixiesfic.livejournal.com]

I kind of think everything is better when imagined with Jason Momoa in it.

Also, the Rock doesn't do much for me, but that is some seriously beautiful ink.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I find the Rock to be kind of absurdly charming. Especially because he does things like do a dramatic monologue from Bring it On while playing gay and uh, do apocalyptic movies and he hits people in the face with sticks. I'm pretty easy.