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I LOVE THIS MOVIE.
My goodness, Norrington is hot like a hot, hot thing in the prologue. Just. Dude. Dude!
Awwww. Will! Big dork boy. See? I am fond of him. It's just, you know, the choice of him MAKES NO DAMN SENSE.
And the corset joke still makes no sense to me. At all.
Folded steel! Folded steel my *ass*, Will. though it is a lovely smallsword.
...er, and I just got caught up plotting out VB!sparrington. so. this will just have to wait.
ETA: OMG! Norrington's ankles!
ETA2: OMG! the scene in the fort! Could Norrington *be* hotter? I don't think he could. He's all...grabby and forceful! And delivers the bitchslap that, honestly, Will deserves. Yes, honey, THEY KNOW the pirates have taken Elizabeth. I mean, her *dad* is standing right there. But dude! HOtness of Norrington!
And you know what, I kind of do want to know where the Jack/Will people are getting their subtext from. 'cause, dude, Will is all, "I want to kill pirates!" and Jack is all, "You look like your daddy!" and, you know. the sparrington people have to justify it all the time! It makes me go grr!
ETA3: His eyes are so green! Seriously, dude. just. Norrington is *seething* when Jack takes the Interceptor. Mmmmm. He's gonna *blow up his own ship* to keep her from being used for crime! *heart heart heart* "So it would seem." *heart heart heart*
ETA4: Okay, I give Will props for being all, "He roped a couple of sea turtles." like he can't even believe Gibbs is trying to pass that one off.
ETA5: Okay, I also give Orli props for doing face acting. But then he was all back to bombast.
ETA6: Dude. That's a wool coat over a vest over a shirt. In the Caribbean. And three feet of cloth around his neck! how does the man not keel over from heat exhaustion?
ETA7: I truly don't think I could love Norrington *more*. *hearts* "Oh, I think we can give him one day's head start." and he's all classy and gracious! "This is a beautiful sword. I expect the man who made it will show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life." Which, you know, a) shows that he's perfectly well aware of *who* made his sword, b) and how awesome a philosophy is that? Seriously. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing *well*. And with one's full care and devotion.
My goodness, Norrington is hot like a hot, hot thing in the prologue. Just. Dude. Dude!
Awwww. Will! Big dork boy. See? I am fond of him. It's just, you know, the choice of him MAKES NO DAMN SENSE.
And the corset joke still makes no sense to me. At all.
Folded steel! Folded steel my *ass*, Will. though it is a lovely smallsword.
...er, and I just got caught up plotting out VB!sparrington. so. this will just have to wait.
ETA: OMG! Norrington's ankles!
ETA2: OMG! the scene in the fort! Could Norrington *be* hotter? I don't think he could. He's all...grabby and forceful! And delivers the bitchslap that, honestly, Will deserves. Yes, honey, THEY KNOW the pirates have taken Elizabeth. I mean, her *dad* is standing right there. But dude! HOtness of Norrington!
And you know what, I kind of do want to know where the Jack/Will people are getting their subtext from. 'cause, dude, Will is all, "I want to kill pirates!" and Jack is all, "You look like your daddy!" and, you know. the sparrington people have to justify it all the time! It makes me go grr!
ETA3: His eyes are so green! Seriously, dude. just. Norrington is *seething* when Jack takes the Interceptor. Mmmmm. He's gonna *blow up his own ship* to keep her from being used for crime! *heart heart heart* "So it would seem." *heart heart heart*
ETA4: Okay, I give Will props for being all, "He roped a couple of sea turtles." like he can't even believe Gibbs is trying to pass that one off.
ETA5: Okay, I also give Orli props for doing face acting. But then he was all back to bombast.
ETA6: Dude. That's a wool coat over a vest over a shirt. In the Caribbean. And three feet of cloth around his neck! how does the man not keel over from heat exhaustion?
ETA7: I truly don't think I could love Norrington *more*. *hearts* "Oh, I think we can give him one day's head start." and he's all classy and gracious! "This is a beautiful sword. I expect the man who made it will show the same care and devotion in every aspect of his life." Which, you know, a) shows that he's perfectly well aware of *who* made his sword, b) and how awesome a philosophy is that? Seriously. If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing *well*. And with one's full care and devotion.