wtf norrington brain?

So, I have not had this many porny plot ideas since like, they heyday of Wes/Gunn. And this is tragic because I am terrible at porn. *Terrible*. I can't even write vanilla porn convincingly (or without hysterical laughter) and is that what I'm coming up with? No. No. I am coming up with *kinky* porn. Porn with substitutes and porn with power dynamics (oh my *god*, the power dynamics) and threesomes and did I *mention* the power dynamics? Like, I'm just sitting here and going, "Dude. Norrington. That's...kind of perverse, boo. Hot. But perverse."

Also bitterly, mockingly, self-destructive like whoa. Oh, *Norrington*. I love you so!

And um, yo. If anyone has a scan of Batman + giant fuckoff battle axe from the Batman/Superman: Supergirl graphic novel and could, um, link me to it? That would be awesome. As Batman/Giant Fuckoff Battleaxe may, in fact, be kind of an OTP for me.

mimesere: seriously! He carries a giant fuckoff battleaxe!
mimesere: and hits people with it
mimesere: ...clearly, I just have a thing for Batman hitting people with sticks.
mimesere: sometimes those sticks have heavy pointy metal objects of death on them.
rockstarfoxlet: I think you ave a thing for ANYONE hitting people with sticks.
rockstarfoxlet: Just imagine Batman and Ronon teaming up
mimesere: okay, that is a good point
mimesere: OH MY GOD
rockstarfoxlet: *hides*
mimesere: no no. Batman and *Teyla*
rockstarfoxlet: ohhhhhhhh.
rockstarfoxlet: well, that's pretty.
mimesere: they would be wry and understate things a lot!
mimesere: and Ronon would just think that it was the hottest thing he'd ever seen