things people who are not me should write

Roy having sex with Addison. Because um. He would. and she would. And it would be very very hot. Alternately, he could have a shallow, yet athletic and kind of slutty one night stand with Meredith. Or Alex. Or Izzie! He could be Izzie's rebound guy. I have not yet figured out a way for him to have sex with George, because I think he would terrify George, but you know, he could get a shoulder dislocated or something and Callie has to fix him and that is how he hooks up with Callie.

I'm just saying, Roy and most of the staff at Seattle Grace* would be hot like the desert in summer.

And, for some bizarre and completely inexplicable reason, I have decided that Grace and Norrington would also have hot sex.

ETA: I have changed my mind. Nightwing gets no nookie from Roy. I do not care if they are like, long time boyfriends.

ETA2: Oh, Roy. You are just...not the sharpest guy ever, are you? It's okay boo, I still love you.

The exception is, as ever, McDreamy. McDreamy does not get to have hot hot sexin' from anyone.

dude

the Norrington five things are *hard*.

...or at least, hard to keep in character.