OH MY GOD, WHY CAN'T I HAVE A DAY IN WHICH I DO NOTHING?
*cries*
ETA: The "conversation" went something like this--
Mom: "Why are you just sitting there?"
Me: "Er."
Mom: "Why aren't you doing something?"
Me: "I'm watching Rugrat for Sister."
Mom: "You never do anything around here."
Me: "OMGWTF."