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Dude, is Brandon Flowers rockin' a pornstache?
'cause um, no, babe, you're too pretty for a pornstache. The pornstache is for the Edward James Olmoses of the world, who manage to rock the 'stache 'cause they old and ugly like sin and, like Tommy Lee Jones, must just be *awesome* in bed.
I am totally trying to cover up my embarrassment at suddenly finding myself a tinhat for Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn by speculating on the sextasticness of Eddie Olmos. I award myself no points and may God have mercy on my soul.
ETA: Oh, *fuck me*, Beyonce has like, the hottest coat since Elle Driver's in Kill Bill 1.
'cause um, no, babe, you're too pretty for a pornstache. The pornstache is for the Edward James Olmoses of the world, who manage to rock the 'stache 'cause they old and ugly like sin and, like Tommy Lee Jones, must just be *awesome* in bed.
I am totally trying to cover up my embarrassment at suddenly finding myself a tinhat for Bam Margera and Ryan Dunn by speculating on the sextasticness of Eddie Olmos. I award myself no points and may God have mercy on my soul.
ETA: Oh, *fuck me*, Beyonce has like, the hottest coat since Elle Driver's in Kill Bill 1.