a brief nattering on the subject of cracktacular AUs

You know what's glorious about watching Viva La Bam and coming out of fandom (particularly popslash)?

When you see the guys dressed up in full on Civil War gear or committing mutiny on the Bounty (no, really) or whatever, my first second thought is, "I bet that would make an awesome AU." My first thought is usually, "Fuck, that's hot." And I'm not talking like, actual decent AUs, I'm talking like, cracktacular time traveling AUs where a bunch of rowdy guys from the future decide to go fuck with the Civil War. Or the PotC crossover where it's all Captain Bam Margera vs Captain Jack Sparrow to see who has the most hardcore pirate crew ever.

Then there's vampire and monster slayage. But that's just a given.

...there was also a thing about hobbits, but we're not going to discuss that (except to say that I swear to god, there's actual canonical reason for me to go there).

Hi, I am going to go rent/buy/whatever Jackass Number 2 and go see Children of Men. I have the best taste ever!

ETA: For what it is worth, I think Ryan Dunn could outdrink both Jack and Gibbs. And then he'd talk a lot of shit about going over a waterfall in a barrel.

heeee. it came with a beanie.

So, I am now the proud owner of Jackass Number 2. I debated actually buying it as opposed to just renting it? But then I saw that it came with a black knit beanie with the Jackass logo on it. So I bought it.

Hi, I am lame. On the other hand, I totally have a beanie.

jackass 2

...that was the gayest movie I have ever, ever seen. It was so gay they filmed a gay disclaimer. I am not even kidding a little bit.

I. I don't even know what to say. And holy shit, what is with the naked gay bathhouse picture?

For what it is worth, I liked this one better than the first, though my coworkers are in for a rude fucking surprise, 'cause they think it has less naked and less penis. That is...no. I think I saw more penis in this movie than I did in that one horrifying gay porno with the wrench/cockring.

It has a gay disclaimer.

Also? This proves my theory that any text can be greatly improved with a song and dance number.

arallara, thelionforreal, you have to see it.

My secondary OTP is totally Knoxville/Dunn, man. Dunn is totally fucking hotass.