stankonia will be dropping bombs over baghdad

Patrick: "Sorry, Ms. Jackson--"
Andy & Joe: "Woo!"
Patrick: "I am for real!"

Why I think this would be the most HILARIOUS thing in the history of the world, I do not know. And yet, there it is. And overplayed as it was, "Hey Ya" would actually be an excellent cover for FOB to do. (video. SO ADORABLE.)

Here, have some video (youtube links):

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?, a dramatic "monologue" by The Rock*.

A scientific experiment in making white people dance, featuring John Mayer and Patrick's Secret Celebrity Boyfriend ?uestlove.

Black Bush. MARS, bitches!

If I could find the racial draft sketch, I would totally put it up. And man, how is it *possible* that the Church of Eternal Funk bit from the Grammy Awards isn't up on youtube?

And because I'm in a mood, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Snow (Hey Oh) - this video kind of makes me want to hug them all. Flea is still pretty fucking fierce.

Californication - oh anthony kiedis, you are *wrecked* and yet your body is still kickin' like a mofo.

Dani California - hee!

Under the Bridge - I love how much RHCP loves LA. ALSO, TV, DO YOU SEE THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OF COLOR IN LA? DO YOU? WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO HATE YOU, TELEVISION? WHY?

*Seriously, he is just one of the most beautiful men I have EVER seen. A/PI represent!

everything is better with zombies

So I know that the Resident Evil movies aren't that good and have no plot and rely way too much on special effects. Do I care?

Hell no.

You know why? Because Milla Jovavich, Oded Fehr, and Ali Larter are going to be running around postapocalyptic Las Vegas killing zombies and having sex violence.