I have no pride left, really.

AUGH. WHY DO LA PEOPLE FAIL AT OBSESSIVE UNLOCKING OF TOUR DATES FOR THE FOB TOUR? (shrift, the Chicago dates are unlocked and presale is open if you are interested)

We are not too good for FOB/GCH! Come on now. We are a shameless region! Give me tickets! *grabbyhands* Better yet, come to Anaheim! We embrace corporate whore emo and terrible, though mindbogglingly catchy pop-punk/hip hop hybrid whatsits!

Or Las Vegas, provided that Vegas is on a weekend! Come *on* now. I am totally being dicked out of getting to watch the Detroit date of the MCR part of Projekt Rev! Give me this at least! Or! Or! Release more Butch Walker at the Troubador tickets! I am a spoiled entitled crazy music person!

Later this evening on I Have No Shame Left television: When Impulse Purchases Go Horribly Wrong, complete with illustrations!

I Have No Shame Left television

When Impulse Purchases Go Horribly Wrong

( I will give you three guesses as to why I bought the book whose cover is under this lj cut. The first two don't count. )

Man, I don't even care if it's terrible. I will be laughing about it for *days*.

ETA: Dude, WTF Gerard?