can't stop believin'

so we went to a dive bar in mission viejo to go drinking with everyone. once more, I did not have to pay for my drinks, as apparently everyone finds it very funny when I drink.

final total of alcohol consumed: 1 rum and coke, 1 crown and coke, 1 grand marnier and orange juice, 1 shot tequila.

i totally danced with some old shameless dude, headbanged along to "cherry pie," and sang enthusiastically along with "dead or alive." oh bon jovi. *hearts*

also, some dude totally gave me his cheesy sunglasses. which, btw, i proceeded to wear for the rest of the night.

( here is me in my newly acquired cheesy sunglasses: )

i rarely watch tv

(no really)

but I am uninstalling programs off the PC since I'm giving the PC to my nephew, so I've got Food Network on and omg seriously, I am charmed anew by Jamie Oliver cooking in his garden with a pan and some rocks and he's wearing birkenstocks or something and he's just ridiculously adorable. *hearts*

ahahahahaha now he's plating it. in his *garden*

*snork*

also, gacked from cidercupcakes: OMG YOU GUYS, ZINDA FIGHTS DINOSAURS! ANOTHER WWII SCI FI ORIGINAL MOVIE. THIS TIME WITH DINOSAURS. I BET WE ALL REMEMBER HOW FANTASTICALLY AMAZING SS DOOMTROOPER WAS. WWII+DINOSAURS=WIN. PLUS THEY ARE PTERODACTYLS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT PTERODACTYLS MEANS TO ME? PTERODACTYLS = COOLIO. THUS THEY ARE AWESOME.

I guess we all know where I'll be tonight at 9.

eta: ahahahahahaha! <33333. At 3 pm is Gryphon, where Amber Benson is a princess who fights a gryphon with some dude! at 5 pm is PTERODACTYL with COOLIO AND DAVID NYKL. 7 pm has Kaw, in which Young Indiana Jones FIGHTS RAVENS. CLEARLY THE THEME FOR SCI FI SATURDAY IS "OH NOES, MURDEROUS THINGS IN THE SKY!"

hilarious or tacky?

as part of OH NOES, MURDEROUS CREATURES FROM THE SKY day on Sci Fi, they also played Locusts: The 8th Plague.

hilarious or tacky, you decide.

eta: oh, ugh. I just realized that getting an Airport and new surge protector means I need to reorganize my cables. IRRITATING. Also, I shall probably be picking up a book that is hopefully the equivalent of Final Cut for Dummies. Only with pictures. And maybe a romance novel. and um. maybe there could be some judicious skimming of the latest Wheel of Time book since apparently Nynaeve decides she's not letting her AWESOME HUSBAND ride off to kick some evil ass without an army at his back. Nynaeve, you are so my favorite. Why go for kill when you can go for overkill? *hearts*

I love how my eta is longer than my post. GO ME.

warbirds

...so, are we thinking hot lesbian orgy?

EAT THE DOUCHEBAG COLONEL, PTERODACTYLS.

oh, god bless your terrible cheesiness, sci fi. and how your hot female pilots have AMAZING LIPSTICK.

eta: did anyone else get the weirdly gay anti-meth commercial?

AHAHAHAHAHA. SURVIVAL TIP #50: "If the thing under your porch ate your dog...it's probably not a cat."

awwww. emo pilot is emo!

eta2: okay, the snarky japanese captain is for *win*. er. except for how he is totally going to get killed by Skipper, since he has just dismissed all the women as being no threat. also, the direction on this movie is amazingly bad, even for a sci fi original.