1. what weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
2. actually, my name is austin powers. danger is my middle name.
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4. you might have to change your middle name from 'jebediah' to 'bitches'. no disrespect.
5. did you invent that teleporter yet? because i can think of better ways to distract you. possibly pervacious. here, leer at these. *smooooochin*cuddle*
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Date: 2006-04-14 05:00 pm (UTC)2. actually, my name is austin powers. danger is my middle name.
3.
4. you might have to change your middle name from 'jebediah' to 'bitches'. no disrespect.
5. did you invent that teleporter yet? because i can think of better ways to distract you. possibly pervacious. here, leer at these. *smooooochin*cuddle*