heroes 1x04 "collision"

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Matt Parkman
Did anyone else expect Grunberg to say "SD6? APO?" in his listing of agencies? Oh, Creepy Conspiracy Guy. Hot Black Guy Who Isn't Sylar! Hi!

DON'T YOU HURT HIM NOT!SYLAR! DON'T YOU HURT THE GRUNBERG!



Hiro and Ando
I love that Hiro's exuberance makes him forget that Ando is fluent in English.

Oh, Hiro and your adorable "OMGWTF!" face. And how much do I *love* that he rights the martini glass? HIRO YOU ARE AWESOME! Awwwww! He feels all guilty! ANDO YOU ARE AWESOME! That is *absolutely* the best logic that will work on Hiro.

Um, boys? Did you think that would not be noticed?

Awww. No hitting Hiro! Though I love that he goes down after one punch.



Niki and Micah
Hello hot businesswoman! Aww! Niki and Micah do forehead touching!

Niki's going to hook for justice! Or blackmail. Whatever! HOOKING FOR JUSTICE! I find this *hilarious*.

Hey, how much do I love that Niki has another woman she talks to?

MICAH! Okay, seriously, how awesome is the fact that Niki and Micah have a) game night and b) play Scrabble? And I love, love, love that Niki and Micah *talk* to each other. MICAH, HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME? "Fine, but it's safer over the internet." I love that you know exactly what your mom does and I love that you are *that* loyal to your dad.

I *love* the way Evil Twin Niki is so totally different from Niki. Don't touch her thug guy! SHE WILL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP!

OMG, DON'T YOU TOUCH MICAH!

"NIki's not here right now." FUCK HIM UP, NOT!NIKI! So hot.

STILETTO OF DEATH! Did she say "If you threaten our son again" or "her son"? Oh, not!Niki, I love that you are hooking for safety! You are so practical and awesome!

Adrian Pasdar, you can have your shirt off whenever you want. Dude, I fucking love that this scene is from not!Niki's POV. Okay, tattoo. Does this mean that not!Niki has been seen by the Conspiracy? I think that it does, since Not!Sylar is taking Nathan.



Claire
Okay, that is seriously fucked up. And do you see? DO YOU SEE HOW EVEN BACKGROUND CHARACTERS ARE OF COLOR? THIS IS WHY YOU ARE AWESOME, HEROES, NEVER LEAVE ME!

Claire coming back to life is as awesome as it was last week. And I love that she *literally* pulls herself back together. Oh Claire. I love you so much.

And um, no one noticed the semi-naked girl?

I do like the Bennet household. I love that Claire's creepy daddy is overprotective and clearly loves her. And I *love* that Claire crying weirds her brother out.

Claire's Gay Not-Friend! You are so outraged! I love you! Brody, you FUCK. YOU THREW HER BODY IN THE RIVER, YOU UNMITIGATED JACKASS.

HE IS A SERIAL RAPIST. CUT HIM GOOD, CLAIRE!

Furious pragmatist Claire is made of win! So full of rage. OMGWTF. "You can't rape the willing"? I would not be displeased if he died. "There's nothing you can do about it." "I can do this."

HARDCORE!



Isaac, Simone, and Peter
I sort of dig the little montage.

Damn, Simone, you are hot. I wish your plotline sucked less. And did not involve the Milo. I mean, I give Peter props for not being his usual emo dickfacey self. AHAHAHA NATHAN. Nathan thinks you are an annoying dick. Peter is being cute! I am not used to it. Nathan, you are such an ass! I love you! I do like that Peter is a believer and I like that Simone is all, "I don't do *weird*. Junkie was bad enough."

Isaac and Simone! You are both so fucked up. Heee! Sound effects! Oh, *Isaac*. I cannot read you *at all*. Do you want to be a hero as an excuse to shoot up? Do you want to be a hero to be a hero? Do you want to be a hero because that makes you *right*? Do you want to be a hero because you're the kind of artist who believes art will save the world?

"The default scientific position *is* skepticism." ahahahaha. "He had a romantic take on evolution." JESUS CHRIST, PETER, have you no tact?

Oh, Isaac. I find the whole junkie for justice thing to be creepy. AAAAAGH. CRAZY EYES.

LOOK! PETER LIVES IN A MULTI-ETHNIC NEW YORK. HI HEROES, YOU ARE MY FAVORITE!

HIRO! HIRO! I LOVE YOU FUTURE STOICAL HIRO!



Nathan
And Mohinder!

Oh, *wow*, it's like the two hottest boys currently on the show talking to each other. so awesome! MORE BACKGROUND CHARACTERS OF COLOR! HI, HI, HEROES I LOVE YOU. Goddamn, Nathan and Mohinder, you are both hot like *burning*.

Nathan and Niki, you should not be that hot.

"Do you ever wonder what it'd be like to just soar over that desert?"
"I took a helicopter ride over Red Rocks one time."
"I wasn't thinking a helicopter. I was thinking of flying."

BRYAN FULLER AND ADRIAN PASDAR, I LOVE YOU. That is *such* an awesome character note. He's thinking about the flying. He's *thinking* about it. He's wondering.

"He left me."
"For another woman?"
"I wish."
"A man?"
"I'd take that, too."

That kiss should not be hot and yet it is. I *love* that he lets her go. I love that.




Mohinder
Oh, Mohinder and your angst ove Papa Suresh. I am glad you are aware of your daddy issues! And I love that you are like, "Screw you guys, I'm going home!"

Peter is also clearly struck by the hotness of Mohinder.

"All he's telling me is that he can't do anything. Crap ass rat!" Clearly Evil Pixie and Mohinder think Peter is full of it! MOHINDER, YOU ARE DISPLAYING YOUR INTELLIGENCE. And so is Peter. I love you, Snarky Bitch Mohinder! I love you like cake! GODDAMN YOU ARE HOT WHEN YOU ARE BEING SCULLY.


Re: Dr Who -- are there seriously people who don't like Mme. de Pompadour? She is awesome.