you lie, weather.com; a meme; youtube links of stuff I like

[mimesere]

YOU LIE LIKE A RUG!

It does not *feel* like 54 degrees! It feels like it is FRICKING FREEZING, MR BIGGLESWORTH! *huddles pathetically in blankets for warmth*

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And, because I am bored, a meme:

If My LJ Were Its Own Fandom...
a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

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Pretty much I got lazy looking for things. So this is a collection of scenes from Coupling.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFOyK_h4CII
Steve, Jeff, and Patrick playing Reservoir Dogs.

(and for comparison: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej29WNIoO9Y the actual scene from Reservoir Dogs. TIM ROTH I LOVE YOU.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GAooziWJus
Patrick, Sally, and Spider-man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Kvn04LlTBU
Sally, Susan, and the happy trotting elf.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O8rFULbkhI
Lesbian Spank Inferno. Heee.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVSDPhKdclY
Captain Subtext and sofa cushions.