Or the crime and beastie fighting adventures of Vicki Nelson and Connie Murphy while Harry and Henry and Mike are sort of baffled and a little turned on, 'cause seriously, who *wouldn't* be?
LaT and I thought about this a little bit, actually. Cause, like, say there's a supernatural serial killer what gets started in Toronto. So Celluci is investimagating, and he realizes that it's a supernatural beastie, so he asks Vicky and Henry what they think he should do. But sadly, he only realizes it's supernatural after victim 2, and they miss stopping the beastie before he kills his third victim.
So, the killer goes to Chicago, and Vicky and Henry go to Chicago, and Harry is all "OMG Vampire! Must be the murderer!" And Henry says "No no no no!" and Morgan says, "I blame you, Harry, because the tv show writing team thinks I'm an idiot" and so Harry is following Henry and Henry is running away from Ebony & Ivory investigations.
But Murphy is wondering why a blind chick is at her murder scenes, and they get to talking, and through good old fashioned detective work they realize that they don't have a serial killer on their hands. All of the victims were raised in the same orphanage, and they tormented poor little Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until he grew up and became a warlock and vowed to KILL THEM ALL.
And Henry says, "They put paint in his hair so he is all murder-atious?" and Harry says, "This guy killed 4 people before anyone in the wizards' council noticed he was murder-atious?" and Morgan shrugs and says, "I told you, the tv writers all think I am an idiot. We thought it was a traffic accident." And Harry pats him on the back comfortingly.
And Murphy says, "I like booze. And also sex, Vickie. What do you like?" And Vickie says, "I like booze. And sex, too, but my sex plate is maybe a little full."
And Henry smiles and says, "As long as you aren't planning to bring her home to Toronto, I am not going to say anything to Mike."
And there are smiles all around.
Okay, this has been kinda elaborated from what I discussed with LaT. Because we basically just thought there should be a multi-national serial killer. And it's not exactly a fic, more like an idea for a fic. But I am pretty fic'ed out, what with doing a remix pinch hit for the first time ever last night. It was scary.
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Date: 2007-04-21 06:01 pm (UTC)LaT and I thought about this a little bit, actually. Cause, like, say there's a supernatural serial killer what gets started in Toronto. So Celluci is investimagating, and he realizes that it's a supernatural beastie, so he asks Vicky and Henry what they think he should do. But sadly, he only realizes it's supernatural after victim 2, and they miss stopping the beastie before he kills his third victim.
So, the killer goes to Chicago, and Vicky and Henry go to Chicago, and Harry is all "OMG Vampire! Must be the murderer!" And Henry says "No no no no!" and Morgan says, "I blame you, Harry, because the tv show writing team thinks I'm an idiot" and so Harry is following Henry and Henry is running away from Ebony & Ivory investigations.
But Murphy is wondering why a blind chick is at her murder scenes, and they get to talking, and through good old fashioned detective work they realize that they don't have a serial killer on their hands. All of the victims were raised in the same orphanage, and they tormented poor little Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until he grew up and became a warlock and vowed to KILL THEM ALL.
And Henry says, "They put paint in his hair so he is all murder-atious?" and Harry says, "This guy killed 4 people before anyone in the wizards' council noticed he was murder-atious?" and Morgan shrugs and says, "I told you, the tv writers all think I am an idiot. We thought it was a traffic accident." And Harry pats him on the back comfortingly.
And Murphy says, "I like booze. And also sex, Vickie. What do you like?" And Vickie says, "I like booze. And sex, too, but my sex plate is maybe a little full."
And Henry smiles and says, "As long as you aren't planning to bring her home to Toronto, I am not going to say anything to Mike."
And there are smiles all around.
Okay, this has been kinda elaborated from what I discussed with LaT. Because we basically just thought there should be a multi-national serial killer. And it's not exactly a fic, more like an idea for a fic. But I am pretty fic'ed out, what with doing a remix pinch hit for the first time ever last night. It was scary.
But hopefully, you were a wee bit entertained.