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Apr. 23rd, 2007 06:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimesereDon't get me wrong, I love me some girl!Patrick and girl!Pete, but um. Where are the girl!Andy and girl!Joe stories?
Because...seriously. Hot, tattooed and pierced drummer Andy? As a girl? Tell me that's not awesome. Go ahead, tell me. And then you can tell me that there's no Santa Claus. And girl!Joe! Would still have the 'fro. And love star wars and be a big spastic dork.
...wow, hey, I think I just went to my happy place with girls!Andy and Joe. I just. Wow. Yeah.
girl!Andy. I. Uh. Well. I think that someone should write girl!Andy, yes I do.
I totally need an Andy icon.
ETA: No, really, I am not usually a genderswap person at all. But. like, there is totally the thing where Patrick pings like a girl for me and Andy is hot, yeah, but is like, whole degrees of magnitude hotter as the girl in my head wearing the wifebeaters and the cutoff raggedy cargo pants and the sleeve tattoos and the piercings, dear god, drumming like a crazyperson and being the anarcho-hippie comic I want to say dyke, 'cause *seriously*, but I am so totally okay with Andy -- boy or girl, but really truly as a girl -- getting it from anyone who catches his/her fancy.
I *told* you Andy was a ninja. He attacks with his stealth hotness powers!
Dude, this fandom. I could SO TOTALLY go for Fall Out Girl. With girl!Patrick being all curvy and redheaded with that *voice* and the temper and the attitude; girl!Pete being all Pete-like and wearing boyjeans and, you know, busting a Christina when the media calls her a whore and calling them on their BS double standards and maybe macking on Eve just because, uh, Eve is REALLY GAY Y'ALL, and also hot though maybe Eve is really more of a girl!Patrick hookup; girl!Joe rockin' the guitar she bought with money from her bat mitzvah and the *hair* and being all, "Fuck you, I will KICK YOUR ASS if you say that shit about the original trilogy again, Wentz," and then leaping on girl!Pete and wrestling and girl!Pete is all, "You fight like a girl!" and girl!Joe is like, "You're fucking right I do," and then there is hairpulling and girl!Pete going, "Fuck, fuck, MY HAIR, YOU FUCKER!" and girl!Joe like, elbows girl!Pete in the stomach and then there is biting and eventually they end up lying on the floor, sweaty and exhausted and bruised and occasionally flailing half-heartedly in each other's general direction or, you know, something; and oh, girl!Andy who...I got no words for, man, but she'd be AWESOME.
Fall Out Girl. S'all I'm sayin'.
ETA2: And okay, really, all I'm saying is that if I go to the logical genderswap place, for certain definitions of logical that are OMG SO AWESOME, girl!Kanye? Would *still* make fun of them. And girl!Timbaland is essentially Missy E, but looks like Queen Latifah. Hi, THE MOSTLY WOMEN MUSICAL WORLD IS MADE OF AWESOME. Oh, crack. Sometimes you are made of fun. girl!Kanye, btw, is totally the brilliant brainchild of![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
goluxexmachina.
ETA3: Also? in Emo Scene Fight Club? I will back pretty much any member of FOB against anyone else. I bet they're dirty, dirty fighters. Also, Andy and Pete totally go into a fight to win. Patrick does if he's pissed enough. And Joe...somehow does not strike me as a fighter, though if you fuck with his friends he will take you out. Hi, I don't know where this urge for violence came from? But there it is. There should be more punching.
I'm totally downloading Heroes. Possibly the cracktacular talk will stop then. Possibly.
ETA4: ...dude, seriously, why don't I live in a world with Toni Kiedis and Jane Frusciante and whatever the girl version of Zach would be.
Because...seriously. Hot, tattooed and pierced drummer Andy? As a girl? Tell me that's not awesome. Go ahead, tell me. And then you can tell me that there's no Santa Claus. And girl!Joe! Would still have the 'fro. And love star wars and be a big spastic dork.
...wow, hey, I think I just went to my happy place with girls!Andy and Joe. I just. Wow. Yeah.
girl!Andy. I. Uh. Well. I think that someone should write girl!Andy, yes I do.
I totally need an Andy icon.
ETA: No, really, I am not usually a genderswap person at all. But. like, there is totally the thing where Patrick pings like a girl for me and Andy is hot, yeah, but is like, whole degrees of magnitude hotter as the girl in my head wearing the wifebeaters and the cutoff raggedy cargo pants and the sleeve tattoos and the piercings, dear god, drumming like a crazyperson and being the anarcho-hippie comic I want to say dyke, 'cause *seriously*, but I am so totally okay with Andy -- boy or girl, but really truly as a girl -- getting it from anyone who catches his/her fancy.
I *told* you Andy was a ninja. He attacks with his stealth hotness powers!
Dude, this fandom. I could SO TOTALLY go for Fall Out Girl. With girl!Patrick being all curvy and redheaded with that *voice* and the temper and the attitude; girl!Pete being all Pete-like and wearing boyjeans and, you know, busting a Christina when the media calls her a whore and calling them on their BS double standards and maybe macking on Eve just because, uh, Eve is REALLY GAY Y'ALL, and also hot though maybe Eve is really more of a girl!Patrick hookup; girl!Joe rockin' the guitar she bought with money from her bat mitzvah and the *hair* and being all, "Fuck you, I will KICK YOUR ASS if you say that shit about the original trilogy again, Wentz," and then leaping on girl!Pete and wrestling and girl!Pete is all, "You fight like a girl!" and girl!Joe is like, "You're fucking right I do," and then there is hairpulling and girl!Pete going, "Fuck, fuck, MY HAIR, YOU FUCKER!" and girl!Joe like, elbows girl!Pete in the stomach and then there is biting and eventually they end up lying on the floor, sweaty and exhausted and bruised and occasionally flailing half-heartedly in each other's general direction or, you know, something; and oh, girl!Andy who...I got no words for, man, but she'd be AWESOME.
Fall Out Girl. S'all I'm sayin'.
ETA2: And okay, really, all I'm saying is that if I go to the logical genderswap place, for certain definitions of logical that are OMG SO AWESOME, girl!Kanye? Would *still* make fun of them. And girl!Timbaland is essentially Missy E, but looks like Queen Latifah. Hi, THE MOSTLY WOMEN MUSICAL WORLD IS MADE OF AWESOME. Oh, crack. Sometimes you are made of fun. girl!Kanye, btw, is totally the brilliant brainchild of
goluxexmachina.ETA3: Also? in Emo Scene Fight Club? I will back pretty much any member of FOB against anyone else. I bet they're dirty, dirty fighters. Also, Andy and Pete totally go into a fight to win. Patrick does if he's pissed enough. And Joe...somehow does not strike me as a fighter, though if you fuck with his friends he will take you out. Hi, I don't know where this urge for violence came from? But there it is. There should be more punching.
I'm totally downloading Heroes. Possibly the cracktacular talk will stop then. Possibly.
ETA4: ...dude, seriously, why don't I live in a world with Toni Kiedis and Jane Frusciante and whatever the girl version of Zach would be.