Okay, this: Seriously, Joe wishes he had popcorn. was the part where I started laughing out loud and I did not STOP until I got to the end. I want to quote very line! So freaking funny!
"I totally went down on--" quick, quick, think of someone that's not Mikey because Pete would kill Patrick. "Bob."
"Bob," says Pete. "Bryar."
"I have a thing for drummers," says Patrick primly.
"Bob."
"Bob motherfucking Bryar," says Patrick. "I'd've done Ray, too, but he was asleep."
Andy will never admit it, never, but really, the mental image of Patrick going down on Ray Toro is kind of hot. Ray is on his dude exception list.
That entire section is comedy GOLD. Your comedic timing rules beyond all!
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Date: 2007-05-31 02:02 am (UTC)"I totally went down on--" quick, quick, think of someone that's not Mikey because Pete would kill Patrick. "Bob."
"Bob," says Pete. "Bryar."
"I have a thing for drummers," says Patrick primly.
"Bob."
"Bob motherfucking Bryar," says Patrick. "I'd've done Ray, too, but he was asleep."
Andy will never admit it, never, but really, the mental image of Patrick going down on Ray Toro is kind of hot. Ray is on his dude exception list.
That entire section is comedy GOLD. Your comedic timing rules beyond all!