I get the urge to write really dirty porn.
and then I remember that I can't do that because writing the word "tongue" makes me giggle uncomfortably. Hi, I am destined to die without having like, marathon amounts of semi kinky sex. My life is sad, yo.
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and then I remember that I can't do that because writing the word "tongue" makes me giggle uncomfortably. Hi, I am destined to die without having like, marathon amounts of semi kinky sex. My life is sad, yo.
This post is rated R for language.