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mimesereBefore I get to the Viva La Jackass bits:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW TO DANCE WITH GERARD WAY:
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The problem with me and bandom is that I came into bandom after mainlining Viva La Bam/Jackass. I suspect this is why fic I write involves affectionate use of pet names like "asshole" and "fucker" and people doing dumb ass shit to each other. Also why there is a lot of punching or threatening to punch people in the face. My sense of humor is similar to that of a teenaged boy. Or Johnny Knoxville. Sometimes, I really really really badly want to vid Viva La Bam/Jackass. I think it would be fun.
Bam and Dunn being dumb and giggling a lot.
Also? My primary association with the Fall Out Boy song "Sugar, We're Going Down" is, in fact, a Bam/Dunn fanvid. I wish I could find it again. Because...um. Yes. Anyway.
A Jackass 2 montage to the Turbonegro song "All My Friends are Dead." Because I'm nice to you all, I did not put the vid with the ass branding. Yes, I have a fandom in which I can say "ass branding" and mean it.
Sometimes, I am kind of amazed by the incredibly stupid shit boys will do to one another.
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I remain perplexed by people who do not find Ray Toro hot. Because you guys, seriously. Ray motherfucking Toro.
There's a bigger version behind the cut. Also more pictures. OfArchie and Jughead Ray Toro's Awesome Thighs.
Are there really people in this world who don't want to climb Ray Toro like a tree? REALLY? because you guys, between the hair and the thighs and the arms and the thighs, I'm just not sure I believe you.
Really. I. Don't you want to do things to his thighs? I do and I don't even like boys. Also, I kind of want to bite his biceps. Look, he's one of the THREE PEOPLE in this source text who are older than me, I am going to perv on him GUILT FREE. Hi, Ray Toro, I think you are made of sex.
Happytime face? Yes please!
Ray thinks Deep Thoughts.
Yes, in fact I did screencap this bit because zomgthighs! and hands! The red light lovingly caresses his thighs. LIGHT, people. WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY THINGS THINK RAY TORO'S THIGHS ARE HOT.
But lest you think that I love him for just his thighs, here, have a completely gratuitous shot of his torso region.
And here's one of his ass *and* his amazingly beautiful thighs! See? He has many wonderful attributes.
Also, he shreds like a motherfucker.
And he sings! And...looks like he could deep throat that microphone without a lot of difficulty. Not that I am encouraging Ray + blowjob fic. Except for how I completely and totally am.
Dear Ray Toro, thank you very much for deciding to crouch down in front of the camera for a lovely headbanging session. It is much appreciated. Love, S.
P.S. Feel free to do this any time.
P.P.S. No, really, any time.
Your gorgeous amazing hair! Oh Ray Toro!
Also, if you want to flex in a manly guitar-god kind of way more often, that would not go amiss. xoxo.
I can only conclude that Ray is on the ground to make it easier for me to jump him.
Because I really want to. Hands! Thighs! Hair! Guitar! Dusty coat! *grabbyhands* Also, I want to tell Bob to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BOB BRYAR.
Nnnnngh. *grabby hands more*
Yes please! Fling your guitar aside in a moment of wild abandon!
I know a lot of people do not like Ray's Black Parade hair. I am not one of those people. RAY, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE DON'T JUST PET YOU ALL THE TIME.
RUN, BOB. HEADBANG, RAY.
GRAR! RAY SMASH! I don't know why Frankie is on the ground there, but Ray will protect him! He is Protectoro! Defender of the smaller than him!
I have this belief that "Famous Last Words" is pretty much Ray porn.
I'm sure you can see why.
RAAAAAAY.
OH BOYS.
I...really just like this one.
IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I THINK GOTH MARCHING BANDS OF DEATH ARE AWESOMELY HOT, OKAY?
Hand! hand! Oh, his fingers, you guys. He has such nice ones.
And he's all disheveled. RUN BOB RUN.
And kind of sweaty.
OH MY GOD, BOB BRYAR, RUN AWAY FROM THE FIRE BEFORE YOU DIE. FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR BRAIN, BOB, RUN. RAAAAAAY. DON'T JUST STAND THERE HEADBANGING. SAVE BOB.
Marching band of the damned! AWESOME.
Look, I'm just saying that no one should make marching band of the damned look hot and yet I WOULD JUMP RAY TORO IN A HOT SECOND. (and Bob.)
Seriously, Ray. YOUR AMAZING THIGHS. On an aesthetic level, I love the lines his body makes.
Ray and Frankie will fuck your shit up! Hotly!
Thigh! Ray has thighs that could hold up the world, dude.
Also? HIS LITTLE FACE.
Really, though? People find him not hot? THIS IS SO CONFUSING TO ME.
Highlight your assets, baby. Good work!
HIS SHOES. Sorry. HIS LEGS/HANDS/FINGERS/HAIR/INTENT EXPRESSION.
I especially like the torn jeans. RENTBOY!RAY, WHERE IS THIS FIC? GIVE IT TO ME, I MUST HAVE IT, IT IS MY PRECIOUS.
Seriously, though, doesn't he look *sturdy*? Is sturdy not something that other people find wildly sexy? Because I find it amazingly so.
I really do like the lines of his body. In a non-shallow artistic way. Also in a shallow thigh-biting way. But mostly in a non-shallow artistic one.
RAAAAAAAY.
You guys. You guys. HIS ARMS.
HIS THIGHS.
Look at the tilt of his hips!
He's stupefyingly hot when he looks like he wants to beat you to death with his guitar.
I mean. Um. hell. I lost my train of thought. RAAAAAY.
I really like the video for "Welcome to the Black Parade" even though it is amazingly hard for me to get screencaps from it.
Clearly, the photographer had the right priorities.
Awwww! Ray!
Hi Bob! I am glad you did not die in a fire! Or of gangrene! or a staph infection in your brain!
I would kind of kill for a superspy MCR AU.
...or something. HI BOB.
WHERE ARE MY NINETY BILLION AUS ABOUT THIS BAND, HUH? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY DO YOU ALL HATE JOY?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. HOW TO DANCE WITH GERARD WAY:
*
The problem with me and bandom is that I came into bandom after mainlining Viva La Bam/Jackass. I suspect this is why fic I write involves affectionate use of pet names like "asshole" and "fucker" and people doing dumb ass shit to each other. Also why there is a lot of punching or threatening to punch people in the face. My sense of humor is similar to that of a teenaged boy. Or Johnny Knoxville. Sometimes, I really really really badly want to vid Viva La Bam/Jackass. I think it would be fun.
Bam and Dunn being dumb and giggling a lot.
Also? My primary association with the Fall Out Boy song "Sugar, We're Going Down" is, in fact, a Bam/Dunn fanvid. I wish I could find it again. Because...um. Yes. Anyway.
A Jackass 2 montage to the Turbonegro song "All My Friends are Dead." Because I'm nice to you all, I did not put the vid with the ass branding. Yes, I have a fandom in which I can say "ass branding" and mean it.
Sometimes, I am kind of amazed by the incredibly stupid shit boys will do to one another.
*
I remain perplexed by people who do not find Ray Toro hot. Because you guys, seriously. Ray motherfucking Toro.
There's a bigger version behind the cut. Also more pictures. Of
Are there really people in this world who don't want to climb Ray Toro like a tree? REALLY? because you guys, between the hair and the thighs and the arms and the thighs, I'm just not sure I believe you.
Really. I. Don't you want to do things to his thighs? I do and I don't even like boys. Also, I kind of want to bite his biceps. Look, he's one of the THREE PEOPLE in this source text who are older than me, I am going to perv on him GUILT FREE. Hi, Ray Toro, I think you are made of sex.
Happytime face? Yes please!
Ray thinks Deep Thoughts.
Yes, in fact I did screencap this bit because zomgthighs! and hands! The red light lovingly caresses his thighs. LIGHT, people. WAVE-PARTICLE DUALITY THINGS THINK RAY TORO'S THIGHS ARE HOT.
But lest you think that I love him for just his thighs, here, have a completely gratuitous shot of his torso region.
And here's one of his ass *and* his amazingly beautiful thighs! See? He has many wonderful attributes.
Also, he shreds like a motherfucker.
And he sings! And...looks like he could deep throat that microphone without a lot of difficulty. Not that I am encouraging Ray + blowjob fic. Except for how I completely and totally am.
Dear Ray Toro, thank you very much for deciding to crouch down in front of the camera for a lovely headbanging session. It is much appreciated. Love, S.
P.S. Feel free to do this any time.
P.P.S. No, really, any time.
Your gorgeous amazing hair! Oh Ray Toro!
Also, if you want to flex in a manly guitar-god kind of way more often, that would not go amiss. xoxo.
I can only conclude that Ray is on the ground to make it easier for me to jump him.
Because I really want to. Hands! Thighs! Hair! Guitar! Dusty coat! *grabbyhands* Also, I want to tell Bob to RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, BOB BRYAR.
Nnnnngh. *grabby hands more*
Yes please! Fling your guitar aside in a moment of wild abandon!
I know a lot of people do not like Ray's Black Parade hair. I am not one of those people. RAY, YOUR HAIR IS SO PRETTY I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE DON'T JUST PET YOU ALL THE TIME.
RUN, BOB. HEADBANG, RAY.
GRAR! RAY SMASH! I don't know why Frankie is on the ground there, but Ray will protect him! He is Protectoro! Defender of the smaller than him!
I have this belief that "Famous Last Words" is pretty much Ray porn.
I'm sure you can see why.
RAAAAAAY.
OH BOYS.
I...really just like this one.
IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I THINK GOTH MARCHING BANDS OF DEATH ARE AWESOMELY HOT, OKAY?
Hand! hand! Oh, his fingers, you guys. He has such nice ones.
And he's all disheveled. RUN BOB RUN.
And kind of sweaty.
OH MY GOD, BOB BRYAR, RUN AWAY FROM THE FIRE BEFORE YOU DIE. FIRE BAD! FIRE BAD!
FOR THE LOVE OF YOUR BRAIN, BOB, RUN. RAAAAAAY. DON'T JUST STAND THERE HEADBANGING. SAVE BOB.
Marching band of the damned! AWESOME.
Look, I'm just saying that no one should make marching band of the damned look hot and yet I WOULD JUMP RAY TORO IN A HOT SECOND. (and Bob.)
Seriously, Ray. YOUR AMAZING THIGHS. On an aesthetic level, I love the lines his body makes.
Ray and Frankie will fuck your shit up! Hotly!
Thigh! Ray has thighs that could hold up the world, dude.
Also? HIS LITTLE FACE.
Really, though? People find him not hot? THIS IS SO CONFUSING TO ME.
Highlight your assets, baby. Good work!
HIS SHOES. Sorry. HIS LEGS/HANDS/FINGERS/HAIR/INTENT EXPRESSION.
I especially like the torn jeans. RENTBOY!RAY, WHERE IS THIS FIC? GIVE IT TO ME, I MUST HAVE IT, IT IS MY PRECIOUS.
Seriously, though, doesn't he look *sturdy*? Is sturdy not something that other people find wildly sexy? Because I find it amazingly so.
I really do like the lines of his body. In a non-shallow artistic way. Also in a shallow thigh-biting way. But mostly in a non-shallow artistic one.
RAAAAAAAY.
You guys. You guys. HIS ARMS.
HIS THIGHS.
Look at the tilt of his hips!
He's stupefyingly hot when he looks like he wants to beat you to death with his guitar.
I mean. Um. hell. I lost my train of thought. RAAAAAY.
I really like the video for "Welcome to the Black Parade" even though it is amazingly hard for me to get screencaps from it.
Clearly, the photographer had the right priorities.
Awwww! Ray!
Hi Bob! I am glad you did not die in a fire! Or of gangrene! or a staph infection in your brain!
I would kind of kill for a superspy MCR AU.
...or something. HI BOB.
WHERE ARE MY NINETY BILLION AUS ABOUT THIS BAND, HUH? WHERE ARE THEY? WHY DO YOU ALL HATE JOY?