shame? what's that?
Dec. 1st, 2007 08:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimeserepart of me thinks I should feel shame for reading romance novels with like, soul mates, heart mates, insert noun of choice mates, but I don't.
Fairies and elves? No problem. Stuff I would not read in fic if you paid me, I will *happily* pay $8 a book for. I don't even like elves in my crappy fantasy books. The only reason I can stand them in Tolkien is 'cause of Agent Elrond and the everlasting hotness of Liv Tyler and um, Haldir. I love me some Haldir, y'all. Oh oh, and Legolas' eternal love for Gimli. ELVES. I hate the pointy eared fuckers. But I just got done rereading two (out of *four*, I even broke my rules about fucking novel WIPs) not-terribly-well-written trashy romance novels with *elves* and *soulmates* and *violet eyes* and *super powerful magical hidden princesses*. Like, if you made a list of Things I Make Fun of in Fic, these novels would be it. Don't care. More crack, please!
Yeah, I don't even know.
Now I want to read more cracktacular romance novels.
Ah well. I will get on re-reading the Codex Alera books in prep for the next one coming out on Tuesday. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL FOR THIS UNFINISHED SERIES BULLSHIT. Authors? You are *on notice*.
Oh, and LKH? What is this 200 page crap? HAVE YOUR NOVELS TAKE PLACE OVER MORE THAN ONE NIGHT. Man, I almost regret not heckling you at Comic Con.
Also? Wyld Stallyns pwn. That is all.
Fairies and elves? No problem. Stuff I would not read in fic if you paid me, I will *happily* pay $8 a book for. I don't even like elves in my crappy fantasy books. The only reason I can stand them in Tolkien is 'cause of Agent Elrond and the everlasting hotness of Liv Tyler and um, Haldir. I love me some Haldir, y'all. Oh oh, and Legolas' eternal love for Gimli. ELVES. I hate the pointy eared fuckers. But I just got done rereading two (out of *four*, I even broke my rules about fucking novel WIPs) not-terribly-well-written trashy romance novels with *elves* and *soulmates* and *violet eyes* and *super powerful magical hidden princesses*. Like, if you made a list of Things I Make Fun of in Fic, these novels would be it. Don't care. More crack, please!
Yeah, I don't even know.
Now I want to read more cracktacular romance novels.
Ah well. I will get on re-reading the Codex Alera books in prep for the next one coming out on Tuesday. GODDAMN YOU TO HELL FOR THIS UNFINISHED SERIES BULLSHIT. Authors? You are *on notice*.
Oh, and LKH? What is this 200 page crap? HAVE YOUR NOVELS TAKE PLACE OVER MORE THAN ONE NIGHT. Man, I almost regret not heckling you at Comic Con.
Also? Wyld Stallyns pwn. That is all.