another thing I'm not writing. really.

[mimesere]

*hides* IDEK, you guys. Seriously. I'm not that into GSF, I'm not all that fond of >2 people in a relationship, I find sex impossible to write, and I'm kind of skeeved by sex pollen fic because of the dubious consent issues. And yet.



mimesere: I think pete should be dosed with sexpollen
ladysorka: Oooh, yes please.
ladysorka: It is not fair that Patrick is always the one dosed.
mimesere: *nod*
mimesere: I mean, I get why Patrick is the one that gets dosed?
mimesere: but...if it were Pete, then you get all kinds of opportunity for things that you don't get with Patrick
ladysorka: *nods*
mimesere: like, patrick joe and andy all talking about it while pete climbs into one of their laps
mimesere: probably patrick. because patrick is solid
ladysorka: Oh man, yes. He is good for lap-climbing.
mimesere: and he'd hold on to Pete
mimesere: and it surprises everyone how fierce Patrick is about protecting Pete
ladysorka: *nodsnods* Oh dude, yes.
ladysorka: Patrick is not letting someone take advantage of Pete, here.
mimesere: really not
mimesere: and there has to be something they can do that's not taking advantage
mimesere: like, they all have a Very Serious Talk about it, because Pete can't say no
mimesere: and so it's creepy
ladysorka: *nodsnods* And they can't let Pete leave without them, because seriously, preteens.
ladysorka: So it is all really weird and creepy because it is them in a room with Pete and they have to *stay* with pete. Unless they lock him in somewhere and chain him to a bed, and, no.
ladysorka: And Pete is. Touchy.
ladysorka: ...or something.
mimesere: *nod*
mimesere: no, like, it's totally...pete can't say no *and* he's touchy *and* he's like, a paparazzi magnet
mimesere: so they can't let him out
ladysorka: *nodsnods*
mimesere: the first day isn't so bad
mimesere: pete clings to all of them and okay, so sometimes there are hands in inappropriate places, but it's pete so it's not like that's new
mimesere: Patrick mostly holds on to him, reaches out and pulls Pete close, tangles them up until Pete's face is buried in Patrick's shoulder and Patrick is saying something into Pete's ear.
ladysorka: ...that mental image is amazing and I love it.
mimesere: Joe slides in next to them, pressed in all against Pete's back and when he finally just goes boneless, telling Pete that he's there with the weight of his body instead of words, he can hear Patrick talking. It takes a while because it's stripped down and a low murmur instead of balls out singing, but it's them. It's their lyrics, but not like Joe's heard them before; there are extra lines and broken sentences, stuff Joe recognizes from Pete's blogs.
ladysorka: Oh, Joe. (And oh my god Patrick, that. *loves*)
mimesere: ...wow, how did sex pollen turn into FALL OUT BOY'S CUDDLE TIME?
mimesere: IDEK.
ladysorka: ...but it is still awesome?
mimesere: anyway. Andy's totally freaked out by the whole thing, but it's Pete and he loves Pete even though Pete is a corporate whore who made Andy play for Wal-mart. So he climbs onto the arm of the couch on the other side of Patrick and just leans in, reaches around and tangles his fingers in Pete's hair.
ladysorka: Hee. Oh, Andy.
mimesere: and that's the first day. it's awkward and a little weird and Patrick mostly spends his time not freaking out about how Pete's totally hard and sometimes when Patrick says something that could be maybe a little, uh, exciting, Pete makes this sound and presses closer for a second and it's just...weird.
ladysorka: Oh, Patrick. (and oh, Pete., honey.)
mimesere: the next day, pete looks miserable and says, "I don't think group hugs are gonna cut it."
ladysorka: Oh, *Pete*.
mimesere: and Andy says, "Yeah, no, I didn't think it'd work for as long as it did." and Joe's mostly like, "I'm not-- I mean, pretty much the only dick I like is my own, man, but whatever you need, I'm there. I think I can do handjobs or something. "
ladysorka: ....that is oddly endearing. Oh, Joe.
mimesere: And really, the whole thing is Andy and Joe's idea, because they're all kind of freaked, but if it's a shared freakout then it's spread out amongst them and really, 1/4 insanity for each of them is *totally* doable.
ladysorka: Oh, boys. *hearts them*
mimesere: Operation: Wentzgate doesn't even start until day 3, because Pete locks himself in the bathroom for day 2 while Patrick sits on the other side of the door and slips notes under it. Joe starts writing dirty limericks and Andy tries to find some decent porn to slip under there too.
mimesere: Pete keeps making these noises and the other three very carefully don't look at each other when he does. And it shouldn't be awkward, 'cause god knows, they've all heard it before, but it *is*.
ladysorka: Oh, Pete. (And the *boys*, oh man, so many hearts.)
mimesere: apparently I really want to go to the gsf place
mimesere: *thinks*
mimesere: they try all kinds of things to avoid the actual sex
ladysorka: There is nothing at *all* wrong with gsf. (sorry, i was making myself a late night cheese quesadilla)
mimesere: they watch porn together which isn't really weird; like, they've done it before, except now Pete's hand is in his pants and he's making these weird sounds like he's not entirely happy to be jerking himself off in front of three of his best friends but he can't help himself. And finally Joe can't *stand* it anymore and he says, "Fuck, Pete, just take off your pants," because it looks really awkward, right, and Joe remembers being fifteen and stuck in his room and being worried about maybe his house catching on fire and what would he do then, huh, what would he do if he had taken off his pants to masturbate and the house caught on fire and he *wasn't wearing pants* to run outside and pretty much the whole paranoid clothed jerking off thing just sucks. and really, it's not like the world hasn't seen Pete's dick, so running outside naked if the hotel catches on fire isn't the mortifying tragedy it would have been for fifteen year old Joe.

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and then I had to take my mom to the emergency room and I didn't write anymore.

also, butch walker ranting about american idol and the sad lack of appreciation for the jeff buckley "hallelujah" is kind of awesome. oh butch walker, your weird music whorishness running right smack into your even weirder indie cred is kind of hilarious. *hearts*

in conclusion: patrick stump + ?uestlove = grin-inducing. I got nothing, you guys. the song just makes me go like this :D because it is light and happy.