huh

There are really people who think that sparrington is about the Angst and Pain rather than the Snark and Kisstag?

*really*?

I compiled a short list of why Jack and Norrington are MFEO, which is less about MFEO than it is about what characteristics they share.

1) They're men of intelligence. Jack may be nuts and Norrington may be hidebound, but they're both smart.

2) They are men who know their own worth.

3) They are practical Romantics.

4) The snark. Oh, the snark. Specifically as it concerns Norrington, the humor is dry dry dry, but it's definitely there. It's all sarcasm and *tone*, and gleeful kisstagging appreciation. You know who Norrington reminds me of? Inigo. I mean, without the daddy killin'. But he's the type of guy that would be all, "okay. You rest up and *then* we'll duel."

5) They like of the sassy women.

That is all. I came up with a beginning for Sparrington vs The Vampires and maybe a beginning for the wanky amnesiac fic o' doom.

I'm sure there are more ways in which they are similar, but I had to do actual AP stuff then and that was just a shame.