"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

"How does it, um, how does it work?"

"I know not, my liege."

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

"Armaments chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one."

"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large--"

"Skip a bit, Brother."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shall thou take out the holy pin, then shall thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number been reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

"Amen."

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dr. who

( world war whatever )

dude

Phillip Seymour Hoffman is *straight*?

my world is all askew.