"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

[mimesere]

"How does it, um, how does it work?"

"I know not, my liege."

"Consult the Book of Armaments!"

"Armaments chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one."

"And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade, that with it Thou mayst blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large--"

"Skip a bit, Brother."

"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shall thou take out the holy pin, then shall thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number been reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'"

"Amen."

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Comments

[isabeau.livejournal.com]

hee. *adores*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*g*

*mwah*

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

*cuddles your icon and giggles*

*a lot*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

yay zelenka!

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

I seriously need to download get Photoshop so I can make Zelenka icons.

And possibly Zelenka/McKay icons, too.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Zelenka is the best! As is Zelenka/McKay!

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

Zelenka/McKay is my pet pairing for this fandom. There is seriously not enough of it, which is tragic, because geeky scientist love is the best kind. I would write it, but the speech patterns would kick my ass, plus, I don't know the first thing about science of any sort.

I also have a thing for Zelenka/Ronon and I DON'T KNOW WHY.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

They are an adorable pairing! And Zelenka seems to actually care when McKay is in danger!

And Zelenka/Ronon is an interesting proposition. But I need for them to interact in canon before I can go there wholeheartedly.

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

Which Sheppard tends to totally disregard half the time, leading to me pulling my hair out. Plus, Zelenka can counterract McKay with science, whereas Sheppard just ignores him.

Mostly I ship them on the basis of this fic (which contains the best 'ship name ever), and this fic. Generally, it's a pairing I'd like to see more of, if written well.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

omg, me too!

Also, a strange love for Sheppard/Zelenka. Basically, I wish it were the Zelenka show, with a revolving cast of others.

[polaris-starz.livejournal.com]

The Zelenka Show would be awesome. Or actually a show that revolved around the science stuff instead of the military aspect.

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was "who, being naught in my sight". Or possibly, "who, being naughty in my sight."

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

That is entirely possible. I was transcribing by ear and not from the subtitles.

And for the longest time I thought it was "naughty" too, but I could never hear the -e sound at the end.

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

So, I'm such a big dork that I actually have the screenplay on my desk right now.

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

[anthropomorfic.livejournal.com]

Python love!!!

*icon snuffs it*

[forensicgirl.livejournal.com]

OMG Python! *steals*
*loves*

It's like a birthday present for my birthday!

[ducttapeofdoom.livejournal.com]

I literally saw the title of this and knew it was Monty Python. Much love for the Brits and American animator. *snuggles Michael Palin* Aww, I have a new pillow. *snuggle*