well, that's not what I expected

Green Arrow: Archer's Quest was inspired by Coupling's *porn buddies* gag? *Seriously*?

I still all a-flail over Donna and Roy. I'm assuming -- er, 'cause a) it's Roy and b) I'm pretty sure I saw at least one panel of them kissing -- that Donna and Roy had the mad crazy hookup at *some* point. And now they have what seems to be a bizarrely non-sexualized relationship. I don't care. There was like, a grand total of three pages of Roy Loving Donna Like Whoa in the entirety of The Death and Life of Donna Troy and I imprinted on it like a baby duckling.

Also, re-reading Archer's Quest made me want some Roy/Dinah funereal comfortsex. Look, it's not pretty, but there you have it. How old was Roy? I'll totally write that.

And, okay, seriously, does Roy get his ass handed to him on a regular basis? Because it seems somehow unfair that he got shot and beaten all to hell and also stabbed in the throat. Or is that just a result of Arrow family's sort of "Look! There's danger! I WILL RUN DIRECTLY AT IT! WOO!" approach to crimefighting? Because Connor and Mia get beat all to hell, too (*draws little hearts around Connor and Mia*). To my utter shame and bewilderment, I found Ollie to be totally hot when he was taking out Solomon Grundy[1] because he was like, "NOOOO, YOU DO NOT COME BETWEEN ME AND ROY! I CUTCHOO HOR!!"

...I'm going to stop now, while I can still preserve some dignity. Not a lot, mind you, because I found Ollie hot, despite the utter dickishness.

help me. someone help me.

"I lost him once..." Er. To the smack?

justice league of america

Huh. If *that's* the lineup, I am *so on board*.