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fox1013, reportage on the knee = I bruised it all to fuck and back and that it will be wonky for a while and to ice it if it starts being *really* wonky.
B) My nephew has taken my wee action figures and posed them in a remarkably perverse way[1]. I can't decide whether I am amused or appalled.
C) My nephew and I are watching "A Better World" because he wanted to know why Superman was wearing a white cape. This has led to conversations like:
Oh, Justice Lord Wondy, you are SO HOT. Um, anyway. AHAHAHA. "...Uh oh." Oh, Shayera, you are the *best*. Justice Lord Supes, you are so hot I almost forgive your being a complete crazyperson.
Heee. "I think he likes you."
D) I have finally discovered a former sidekick other than Wally that doesn't annoy me! Y'all, I *really* like Roy Harper and his himbo-ness. Also, Grace and Anissa are rockin'. And I have also discovered that Nightwing is much like Wesley in that when he's being bitchily gay with someone awesome (Roy), I like him fine. At all other times, the manpain crosses that line from tolerable into OH MY GOD JUST STFU[2, 3]. Roy, otoh, can get down with Grace all day long and I would not be displeased. Grace also won my heart by being all, "Dude, your dad had a *kickin'* afro," to Anissa. I now also approve of Helena/Roy. It may make Dinah pissy, but really, Helena is not made of stone and Roy is adorable. All right thinking people should want to have sex with Roy.
E) Also, I really could not love Wally more. Both in his animated incarnation and in his comics version. I *love* Wally. I love that in...whatever thing I was reading, ElectricBlue!Supes (VILE PRETENDER!) was like, "Wally was sometimes the most level-headed person in the world, but then Kyle would call and it just..." and it *cracked me up*, because um, apparently I have a thing forWallys Flashes and Green Lanterns being bratty at each other[4]. Who knew? Anyway, I love Wally. This brings me to:
F) WOW, I love Wally in the Justice League Elite book. I'm iffy on the rest of it, even the knockoff Jenny Sparks (and now I want Jenny Sparks to have lots of crazy energetic sex with Roy, hi, hi, Roy I love you), though the Muslim intelligence guy was *awesome*. Also? Wally is really amazingly hot in the stylish black outfit of asskickingness. Anyway. Wally = WIN[5].
G) This is an awesome post. AWESOME.
H) I forget what H was for.
I) Someone tell me that Batman got his ass kicked by *someone* post-OMAC Project. Anyone. Because he totally and completely deserved it. Ass[6].
1) Okay, as near as I can figure, Justice Lord Supes is on the bottom, Justice Lord Bats is...sitting on his head, Justice League Flash has rather acrobatically er, got his knees hooked over Bats' shoulders and is arching backwards while Justice Lord Wonder Woman straddles him. I...had nothing to do with it, I *swear*.
2) Seriously. Wesley's appeal was greatest for me during the halcyon days of him being bitchily gay with Gunn. And being Cordelia's gay best friend. Oooh, and also when he was dating Virginia. Because I love Virginia. And then when he was bitchily straight with Lilah. I lost all interest when he became Mr. Crazy Manpaincakes. Crazy I can do and do happily, but the angst was just...no.
3) Nightwing could potentially drown in the symbolic lake of his pain.
4) Barry Allen and Hal Jordan were also full of wacky hijinks and thus I forgive Hal Jordan for being, well, Hal Jordan, but only when he is with Barry.
5) Did I mention I love Wally?
6) I think I will always hate comics!Batman just a little bit for devising the Let's Light J'onn on Fire plan and *especially* for the Let's Shoot Wally with a Bullet That Induces Epileptic Seizures plan. Yeah, see, you totally don't get to devise lethal ways of taking out people you call your teammates without just being a *dick*. Non-lethal? Sure, I'm on board. But um, no. Dick.
fox1013, reportage on the knee = I bruised it all to fuck and back and that it will be wonky for a while and to ice it if it starts being *really* wonky. B) My nephew has taken my wee action figures and posed them in a remarkably perverse way[1]. I can't decide whether I am amused or appalled.
C) My nephew and I are watching "A Better World" because he wanted to know why Superman was wearing a white cape. This has led to conversations like:
My nephew: What did Superman just do to Lex?
Me: He killed him.
My nephew: ...that's not *super*.
Me: No. Killing people is bad. That's why the heroes try not to do it.
My nephew: So the killing makes him bad?
Me: Well, the fascism makes them bad.
My nephew: What's fascism?
Oh, Justice Lord Wondy, you are SO HOT. Um, anyway. AHAHAHA. "...Uh oh." Oh, Shayera, you are the *best*. Justice Lord Supes, you are so hot I almost forgive your being a complete crazyperson.
Heee. "I think he likes you."
D) I have finally discovered a former sidekick other than Wally that doesn't annoy me! Y'all, I *really* like Roy Harper and his himbo-ness. Also, Grace and Anissa are rockin'. And I have also discovered that Nightwing is much like Wesley in that when he's being bitchily gay with someone awesome (Roy), I like him fine. At all other times, the manpain crosses that line from tolerable into OH MY GOD JUST STFU[2, 3]. Roy, otoh, can get down with Grace all day long and I would not be displeased. Grace also won my heart by being all, "Dude, your dad had a *kickin'* afro," to Anissa. I now also approve of Helena/Roy. It may make Dinah pissy, but really, Helena is not made of stone and Roy is adorable. All right thinking people should want to have sex with Roy.
E) Also, I really could not love Wally more. Both in his animated incarnation and in his comics version. I *love* Wally. I love that in...whatever thing I was reading, ElectricBlue!Supes (VILE PRETENDER!) was like, "Wally was sometimes the most level-headed person in the world, but then Kyle would call and it just..." and it *cracked me up*, because um, apparently I have a thing for
F) WOW, I love Wally in the Justice League Elite book. I'm iffy on the rest of it, even the knockoff Jenny Sparks (and now I want Jenny Sparks to have lots of crazy energetic sex with Roy, hi, hi, Roy I love you), though the Muslim intelligence guy was *awesome*. Also? Wally is really amazingly hot in the stylish black outfit of asskickingness. Anyway. Wally = WIN[5].
G) This is an awesome post. AWESOME.
H) I forget what H was for.
I) Someone tell me that Batman got his ass kicked by *someone* post-OMAC Project. Anyone. Because he totally and completely deserved it. Ass[6].
1) Okay, as near as I can figure, Justice Lord Supes is on the bottom, Justice Lord Bats is...sitting on his head, Justice League Flash has rather acrobatically er, got his knees hooked over Bats' shoulders and is arching backwards while Justice Lord Wonder Woman straddles him. I...had nothing to do with it, I *swear*.
2) Seriously. Wesley's appeal was greatest for me during the halcyon days of him being bitchily gay with Gunn. And being Cordelia's gay best friend. Oooh, and also when he was dating Virginia. Because I love Virginia. And then when he was bitchily straight with Lilah. I lost all interest when he became Mr. Crazy Manpaincakes. Crazy I can do and do happily, but the angst was just...no.
3) Nightwing could potentially drown in the symbolic lake of his pain.
4) Barry Allen and Hal Jordan were also full of wacky hijinks and thus I forgive Hal Jordan for being, well, Hal Jordan, but only when he is with Barry.
5) Did I mention I love Wally?
6) I think I will always hate comics!Batman just a little bit for devising the Let's Light J'onn on Fire plan and *especially* for the Let's Shoot Wally with a Bullet That Induces Epileptic Seizures plan. Yeah, see, you totally don't get to devise lethal ways of taking out people you call your teammates without just being a *dick*. Non-lethal? Sure, I'm on board. But um, no. Dick.
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Date: 2006-09-02 07:09 am (UTC)Grace and Anissa rock harder.
And to think, Dick's the HAPPY Batboy.
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Date: 2006-09-02 07:49 am (UTC)I think that what I have learned is that Oracle is the only Bat I can deal with on her own and Nightwing I can deal with only if Roy is slapping him upside the head.
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Date: 2006-09-02 08:28 am (UTC)Also, Batman now and forever remains a dick.
[insert the one comment we will never say in public about fandom here.]
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Date: 2006-09-02 01:23 pm (UTC)<perks up> Knockoff Jenny Sparks? ooooOOOOoooo. But, on the other hand, you're iffy on the book. Hmm... scratch my old-school Authority itch or avoid quality-free abominations? Choices choices...
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Date: 2006-09-03 04:39 am (UTC)You should write Roy/Anyone On Grey's. Because Roy and Meredith could have a shallow one night stand! Roy would be totally okay with being Izzie's Get Back In the Saddle Guy! Roy would be Addison's grand fuck you to McDreamy! Roy and Alex would try to outmacho each other and wrestle! Callie would remind Roy of Grace! Roy and George...er, well, if you can make this one work I will love you forever! Roy and Cristina, um, um, well no, because Cristina is with Burke and they are too awesome to be torn asunder. You should write it. *is helpful*