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I cannot, for the life of me, parse this picture:
Is it the progression of Roy from...uh, far distant woman with good breasts through bizarrly skull-masked nutter with weapons and a studded dog collar? Then an even nuttier wannabe Green Arrow? And then Speedy? Is that supposed to be Speedy? I cannot tell. I certainly cannot tell what is up with Hobo Grizzly Man guy, and then there is Roy with the awesome boots.
And I definitely cannot figure out why they are skipping through a nebula.
But no, seriously, it's the woman and the Dog Collar guy that are getting me. I cannot figure them out! is Dog Collar Guy Roy from Checkmate? Or is i just his SECRET DESIRE to be a one man weapons depot and bondage fetishist?
Also, dishwashing gloves were never a cool accessory. NEVER. The newer kickin' boots though are made of win.
Also, honestly? That is just some *crappy* art. Earlier, Roy has raptor arms. Which are awesome if you are, you know, a raptor. But slightly less awesome if you are a person.
ETA:
I just saw the track marks and the rubber tubing. Dude, that's some *impressive* facial hair for a teenager.
ETA2: I have decided Roy and Zinda is my cracktastical pairing of shallow hotness. Everyone else has cracktastical pairings! And you know, Dinah knows them both. It could happen.
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Date: 2006-09-11 01:15 am (UTC)