things of a questionable sexual orientation

[mimesere]

Why the gay disclaimer was necessary.




One of these things is not like the other ones.


Because cuddling is love.


OMG SO ADORABLE. LOOK AT CHRIS PONTIUS AND STEVE-O. HELLO, I DO NOT EVEN REALLY 'SHIP YOU GUYS BUT THAT IS CUTE BEYOND THE TELLING OF IT.


DementedGoth!Bam shows off his new toy.


...yeah. I got nothin'.

Comments

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

[blinks at the last picture]

Um.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Dude, seriously, is there any explanation for that picture which *doesn't* involve the word gay?

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

Dave said something about a snake bite.

I'm not sure that is less gay though...

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I think a snake bite would be more gay. 'cause, dude, snake.

Also, Knoxville's hand is in Bam's bathing suit area! While the others watch! Semi-naked! Like, did they all just decide to *shower together*? I'm so confused and yet fascinated.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

The snake BIT his penis!

There is nothing more gay than that!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*tries to think of when a snake could have bitten Bam*

I mean, there's the bit in the trailer when they throw the cobra in with him, but he got out of there *fast*.

OH! Do you mean the thing with um, the penis mouse? Because Pontius is the one who did that and he is crouched behind Bam's head.

[halfacork.livejournal.com]

..we got nothing then.

THough it's sparked a very interesting conversation.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Man, I love that I can say "penis mouse" and have it mean something.

[thawrecka]

...the last picture. I. What?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I don't know! And I *really really* want to!

Why are they all in a bathroom together semi-naked? Why is Johnny Knoxville's hand perilously close to Bam's bathing suit area? Inquiring minds want to know!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

And what is glowing down there?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*snorfle* I'm also still trying to figure that one out.

Seriously, what the *hell*?

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Someday, perhaps this will appear on History's Mysteries.

[cupiscent.livejournal.com]

It's his special power. No really!

[speshope.livejournal.com]

Why Bam never needs a flashlight?

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Because his penis was bitten by a radioactive snake and now glows in the dark?

[speshope.livejournal.com]

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Trouser Snake!

[minim_calibre]

That's.... aggressively not heterosexual.

I think I now give up and add to the Netflix queue.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Jackass is amazingly comfortable with the gay. It's kind of awesome that way.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

That does it. I'm friending you for the porn.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! I have been trying since I bought the dvds to screencap the image gallery and I finally succeeded!

And there totally needs to be more porn. Porn for all!

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

Sadly, for some reason my computer can't take screencaps of DVDs, just computer files. Though I can still share pictures of Knoxville in atrocious drag from Saturday Night Live.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I think you should *totally* share pictures!!

And for whatever reason, my computer completely failed to screencap Jackass 2 until I ripped the entire thing to my hard drive for um, nefarious vidding purposes. So possibly later I will cap some of the other stuff.

[hannahrorlove.livejournal.com]

When my vacation is over and my laptop once again is connected to the internet, I'll do just that.

It's so nice to find fellow fans.

[jennyo.livejournal.com]

You know that's straight like Barbara Gordon. Totally.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

It is *totally* straight like Babs.

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

*sighs happily*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! They make me very happy in their uncomplicated joy in being incredibly stupid boys with a complete lack of self-preservation instinct.

[lasergirl.livejournal.com]

not to mention.... cuddling. Just... YES.

Flip 'em over, read the warning labels sewn to their butts.... HEEE.

Yup, gay-friendly!

[arallara.livejournal.com]

LOOK AT CHRIS PONTIUS AND STEVE-O.

SEE? SEE??? THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT OMG.

Also, that last picture. I just. They may not be "gay," but they are all 100% QUEER AS FUCK.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I AM TOTALLY WITH YOU! They're so *cute* and comfortable together!

And yeah, that last picture is just a little bit queer. They're all just so comfortable with one another...being semi-naked.

[buddleia.livejournal.com]

*snickers and snickers and snickers some more*

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Aren't they adorable? They are so cute! With the cuddling and the inexplicable group meeting in the bathroom.

*snuggles you*

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

um, that is an entrancing photo. Entrancing.

I'm for some reason now picturing Bam Magera as the ingenue of the Jackass crew.

And I fail to find anything that could be a good anser to the last photo.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*giggle* The last photo is kind of a puzzler.

And the entire cast spent their commentary making fun of Bam (he wasn't there) and the way he talked. It was very cute.

[wemblee.livejournal.com]

Gayyyyyyy.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Hee! SO gay.

[doolabug.livejournal.com]

Gay like the 1890s, that is.