in which I continue to sigh dreamily over my new sekrit girlfriend.

[mimesere]

Comments

[iphignia939.livejournal.com]

...you know, now you're just asking me (AND OTHERS) to picspam you.

This (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p232/iphignia939/fob/patrick/164.jpg) is your girlfriend making a sex face. I mean, not overtly, but he's very direct and forceful, and kind of sneering, and I'd like to imagine that's his expression before he takes you to bed and [spoilers deleted].

This (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p232/iphignia939/fob/patrick/212.jpg) is your sekrit girlfriend, all sweaty. No, seriously. Except for the pocket, and maybe another total inch of shirt. Plaid shirt. Plaid, sweaty shirt.

This (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p232/iphignia939/fob/patrick/269.jpg) is your sekrit girlfriend as a BABY, possibly making a highly inappropriate -- and therefore awesome -- strap-on joke.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Oh, *Patrick*.

*sighs dreamily* He's the best sekrit girlfriend ever.

So, how amenable are you to um. Being bribed into fic? (which, btw, hello, much love for the fic you *have* written. I just want, you know, more. Because...who doesn't want more?)

And also: picspam! yay!

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

I just don't understand this new obsession you have.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I barely understand it myself. You will have to blame the person who pimped me into it. She did an awesome, awesome job.

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

How could someone do that to you? It's just not right. Did they not like you or something?