annavtree is evil, part #928341

[mimesere]

If I end up writing Patrick/Travis, it is all her fault.

...okay, her fault and Patrick's fault and Patrick's bling's fault (omg y'all, he has *bling*) and Travis' fault and Kanye West's fault and ?uestlove's fault.

It is not mine, is all I'm saying.

mimesere: also, I suspect that Patrick's bling was a present from someone.
mimesere: maybe Travis!
mimesere: who woos Patrick with hip hop related gifts.
mimesere: one time, Travis sends Patrick a very large bottle of courvoisier
annavtree: HA
mimesere: and Patrick calls him and is like, "Um. You know I don't drink like you and Bill, right?"
mimesere: and Travis is like, "No, no, it's good. Bill and I drank the actual Courvoisier and replaced it with apple juice."
annavtree: and so patrick decides to drink it on the bus
mimesere: he and andy share it!
annavtree: because he just looks so damn cool.
annavtree: and pete walks in on them,
annavtree: and is like whatthefuck?
mimesere: and Pete is like, "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE CORRUPTED ANDY WITH YOUR HIP HOP WAYS!"
annavtree: HEE
mimesere: and Andy says, very very mildly, "Word."

also? just as a note? please stop equating "RPS" and "boybands" with baby-raping noncon incestuous ponyfucking. Thank you, drive through.