annavtree is evil, part #928341
Jun. 10th, 2007 07:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mimesereIf I end up writing Patrick/Travis, it is all her fault.
...okay, her fault and Patrick's fault and Patrick's bling's fault (omg y'all, he has *bling*) and Travis' fault and Kanye West's fault and ?uestlove's fault.
It is not mine, is all I'm saying.
mimesere: also, I suspect that Patrick's bling was a present from someone.
mimesere: maybe Travis!
mimesere: who woos Patrick with hip hop related gifts.
mimesere: one time, Travis sends Patrick a very large bottle of courvoisier
annavtree: HA
mimesere: and Patrick calls him and is like, "Um. You know I don't drink like you and Bill, right?"
mimesere: and Travis is like, "No, no, it's good. Bill and I drank the actual Courvoisier and replaced it with apple juice."
annavtree: and so patrick decides to drink it on the bus
mimesere: he and andy share it!
annavtree: because he just looks so damn cool.
annavtree: and pete walks in on them,
annavtree: and is like whatthefuck?
mimesere: and Pete is like, "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE CORRUPTED ANDY WITH YOUR HIP HOP WAYS!"
annavtree: HEE
mimesere: and Andy says, very very mildly, "Word."
also? just as a note? please stop equating "RPS" and "boybands" with baby-raping noncon incestuous ponyfucking. Thank you, drive through.
...okay, her fault and Patrick's fault and Patrick's bling's fault (omg y'all, he has *bling*) and Travis' fault and Kanye West's fault and ?uestlove's fault.
It is not mine, is all I'm saying.
mimesere: also, I suspect that Patrick's bling was a present from someone.
mimesere: maybe Travis!
mimesere: who woos Patrick with hip hop related gifts.
mimesere: one time, Travis sends Patrick a very large bottle of courvoisier
annavtree: HA
mimesere: and Patrick calls him and is like, "Um. You know I don't drink like you and Bill, right?"
mimesere: and Travis is like, "No, no, it's good. Bill and I drank the actual Courvoisier and replaced it with apple juice."
annavtree: and so patrick decides to drink it on the bus
mimesere: he and andy share it!
annavtree: because he just looks so damn cool.
annavtree: and pete walks in on them,
annavtree: and is like whatthefuck?
mimesere: and Pete is like, "OH MY GOD, YOU HAVE CORRUPTED ANDY WITH YOUR HIP HOP WAYS!"
annavtree: HEE
mimesere: and Andy says, very very mildly, "Word."
also? just as a note? please stop equating "RPS" and "boybands" with baby-raping noncon incestuous ponyfucking. Thank you, drive through.
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Date: 2007-06-11 03:17 am (UTC)*dies* I don't know what else to say except Oh, Andy.
Yes, please write this. *puppy dog eyes*
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Date: 2007-06-11 04:36 pm (UTC)and dude, Travis/Patrick is for win, especially because they cuddle a lot and look at the camera like they are both saying, "Yeah, I hit that twenty minutes ago in the bathroom, and I'ma do it again in ten." It's the cutest thing *ever*.
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Date: 2007-06-11 07:46 am (UTC)*is sad*
But I had such plans! The ponies at my local nursery school were all scared and everything!
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Date: 2007-06-11 04:34 pm (UTC)How are you so awesome, miss?