oh my god, patrick stump

[mimesere]

are you *trying* to make me straight?

The blues? REALLY? YOU LOVE ME THAT MUCH?

I'm just saying, you should not let video of you singing and playing blues guitar get out onto the internet, boo. It's just not fair to the rest of the guys in the band. I mean, god, I people will totally just throw you down and have their wicked, wicked way with you mob you and demand that you spend all your time singing and playing instruments for my enjoyment in the Harem of Patrick-ness that I will build in my garage. It would be a basement, but I live in California. We don't believe in that underground shit. singing the blues.

Won't you ALWAYS DO THAT OH MY GOD think of your bandmates?

...*flail* PATRICK SINGS THE BLUES and swallows them too = THE BEST THING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE OH MY GOD.

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[shrift.livejournal.com]

I didn't know that he liked the blues, let alone that he could PLAY AND SING THE FUCKING BLUES. Ahem.

OH MY GOD, PATRICK. OH MY FUCKING GOD. THE BLUES.

He is trying to making me spontaneously combust, Sheila. Patrick is just too much awesome to be contained in one tiny bespectacled white boy.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, I KNOW. PATRICK!

I um. Might have downloaded that bad boy. And might be making icons! Possibly also editing the video down to OH MY GOD PATRICK, HOW ARE YOU SO AWESOME?

...possibly.

Patrick!

[shrift.livejournal.com]

It's just. I have such a love for the blues? A gigantic love of the blues that I discovered 14 years ago? And I never expected Patrick to strum that tune and belt out that song and and and (...is it wrong that I just want to bite his arms while he plays?)

No WONDER Pete fanboys Patrick. God. I want my own iPatrick.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

I am not surprised that Patrick likes the blues, because seriously, is there any kind of music that Patrick *doesn't* like? I *am* surprised at how good he is at playing blues guitar and singing them. Because uh, well. He's a 23 year old tiny little white kid in a pop punk band. And those are not things that I expect to go together in anyone but like, John Frusciante. Who is, you know, John Frusciante.

OH PATRICK.

[shrift.livejournal.com]

The first time I heard Kenny Wayne Shepherd and Jonny Lang, and I laughed and said, "They can't be little blond white boys!" Oops.

I almost want someone to keep Patrick up half the night, get him to drink some whiskey, and THEN make him sing the blues on camera. It might kill me, but it'd be worth the sacrifice.

JESUS FUCK, PATRICK.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

*giggle* Until I was like...sixteen? I thought the Righteous Brothers were black.

Yes. Yes. Someone should keep Patrick up (me! me! I volunteer!) and make him drink whiskey and then have him sing. He'd be all raspy and yet rich-toned and broad.

And you know, honestly, I am very rarely jealous of Pete Wentz who has issues like *burning*, but the one thing I totally envy him is having Patrick be an ipod full of his favorite songs.

[annaalamode.livejournal.com]

I want my own iPatrick.

I want one of those. They should be sold in stores. Or out of Pete's basement. Something.

[workerb.livejournal.com]

*flails like a flailing thing* Arms! Guitar playing! And the blues! Oh, Patrick, ILU.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Isn't he the best?

[workerb.livejournal.com]

YES! Have you seen the clip where he sings the Prince song Kiss yet? Asdfasjdsk!

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

OMG NO. I am still at work and don't have sound or you betcha I would have checked that during my lunch.

Home is only an hour and 40 minutes away. I just need to keep telling myself that.

OH PATRICK.

[donella.livejournal.com]

Oh. Oh dear. *melts*

God, Sheila stop corrupting me already jeez.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

Dude, isn't he the BEST? And adorable! And awesome! with that voice and the guitar playing and the bitchy temper and the biteable *insert body part here*

Oh, Patrick. He is truly the musical equivalent of crack cocaine.