OMG YOU GUYS

[mimesere]

fox1013 JUST TOLD ME THAT MAMMOTH IS GOING TO BE ON THE SCI FI CHANNEL TONIGHT AT 9 PST.

MAMMOTH. EMMY NOMINATED! IT STARS VINCENT VENTRESCA AND SUMMER GLAU AND TOM SKERRIT AND A MAMMOTH. IT IS THE FINEST MOVIE EVER MADE.

PEOPLE TOTALLY NEED TO COME ON AND WATCH IT WITH ME.

This icon is by Amy and from the second finest movie ever made: Bed Dead and Breakfast.


TRULY THIS IS THE FINEST MOVIE EVER MADE. LOOK, IT IS A PARTIALLY FROZEN 40000 YEAR OLD MAMMOTH!

"Germs. They can kill ya. Or an entire species."

"Is he yours?"
"I like to pretend he is."

OH GOD I LOVE YOU, VINCENT VENTRESCA. I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH. SO MUCH.

BEST OPENING CREDIT SEQUENCE EVER. EVER. OH GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE. THERE ARE DANCING CAVE DRAWINGS. I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I LOVE IT. ASTRONAUTS VS CAVEMEN. THE CAVEMEN WIN.

THE SOUND EFFECTS. OH THIS M OVIE, YOU ARE THE BEST.

"It's not your fault my father's defective."

"Um. *God*, who am I kidding?"

SPLIT SCREEN! SPLIT SCREEN FTW! THE MAMMOTH COMES TO LIFE! DUDE, IT'S A PARTIALLY FROZEN 40000 YEAR OLD ALIEN POSSESSED MAMMOTH. I DO NOT THINK YOUR PISTOL WILL KILL IT. AHAHAHAHAHA! IT SUCKS OUT HIS SOUL WITH ITS TRUNK! BECAUSE THIS IS A CINEMATIC FUCKING MASTERPIECE.

HOW IS THIS MOVIE SO AWESOME? HOW?

Okay, okay. I can stop. I can. EXCEPT THAT THE MAMMOTH JUST CAME TO LIFE AND THIS MOVIE IS ART. ART!

"Somebody stole it!"
"...a two ton mammoth in a block of ice?"

"It is like the blind leading the stupid here!"

OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE. IT IS MADE OF SO MUCH WIN I CAN'T EVEN.

"Just what is your jurisdiction?"
"Earth."

Summer Glau is really insanely gorgeous in this movie.

"What should I do?"
"Stop being a weenie."

I'm stopping now. Yes. No, I'm not.

"You're never here! You've got your head up some elephant's ass!"

"We don't handle domestic situations."
"Neither does the White House."

"He said, 'Frank, don't trust these government stooges.' In pig latin. Does he suffer from dementia?"

Comments

[cofax7]

Oh, I LOVED that movie. They even did the scene with wassname looking all emo into the mirror while he washed his face! Just like in umpty-thousand IMan vids!

And, of course, the elderly woman taking out her dentures to give her man a blowjob just before the Jurassic Park homage!

So cheestastically awesome.

[mimesere.livejournal.com]

The thing that makes Mammoth awesome is how incredibly self-aware it is. And how it totally doesn't take itself seriously.

...also Vincent Ventresca.